Teacher:Which is mor imp to us,the sun or the moon?
Arun:The moon.
Teacher:Why?
Arun:The moon gives us light at night whn we need it bt the sun gives us light only in the day time whn we dont need it.
Whats de height of hope ? ? ?
A 99 year old Man goin for Airtel ka naya lifetime prepaid scheme! ! !
Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing & for fil. It was discovered in 1773...
Arun: Thanks God. I was born after that. otherwise i would have died.
2006-06-08 15:31:31 · 8 answers · asked by ~ D ~ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the last one got me -- LMAO
2006-06-08 15:34:39 · answer #1 · answered by My Big Bear Ron 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey!!! These are good!!! Thanks for the laughs!!
Here are a few for you:
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man! I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning again. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaned, "I need a bike! I need a bike!"
Little Johnny and Suzie were playing on the porch, when the little girl asked, "Hey, do you wanna get undressed and play Doctor?"
Little Johnny replied, "That's too old fashioned... spit out your gum and let's play President!"
Little Johnny was sitting in the courtyard turning a bottle of liquid back and forth, watching the bubbles. The Priest walked up and asked him what he was doing? Little Johnny replied, "I'm looking at the most powerful liquid in the world."
The Priest said, "But Johnny, Holy Water is the most powerful liquid in the world. Did you know that if you put Holy Water on a pregnant woman's belly, she will pass a boy!"
Little Johnny said, "Big deal! This is turpentine. If you put this on a cat's tail and light it up, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!"
2006-06-08 23:06:21 · answer #2 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked the last one ok.
2006-06-08 22:35:29 · answer #3 · answered by brandijolove 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i only like the last one, the other ones aren't that good
2006-06-08 23:39:01 · answer #4 · answered by hearbeat62 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
silly jokes
2006-06-08 22:44:20 · answer #5 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the last one......
2006-06-08 22:56:38 · answer #6 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that funnie i like that
2006-06-08 22:34:57 · answer #7 · answered by ♥kimberly luvs you♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(YAWN!) lol!
2006-06-08 23:30:03 · answer #8 · answered by dis_is_stiffler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋