2006-06-09 08:06:57 · 31 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No? Ew! She knows no one cares about her anyway.
If it's a he, you know what sex he's not attracted to! And you know what kind of people he's f***ing =D
2006-06-22 06:22:07 · answer #1 · answered by its just me!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOTEL KERALA-FONIA
On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself
I don't like the look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering "No power today"
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
It's infested here
It's infested here
His finger's stuck up his nostril
He's got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that's just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada
Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room's full of mice
He said,
Don't worry, saar, I sending you
meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray
Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
It is no surprise
It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies
The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he said
We are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But we just can't cut that beef
Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sure
Relax, said the watchman
This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down
God's Own Country? Oh, Hell!
(c) The Yeagles
The lyrics of Hotel California from which the above song was inspired as a parody is below...
2006-06-21 05:16:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They can try, but nothing is never set in stone. Time is like the river, it goes where the current pulls it, changes in the land alters its direction. Just like events in our lives can change in an instant, which can alter our fates in life. So let's just go with the flow, help each other over the "speed bumps", and enjoy the ride.
2006-06-23 07:57:39 · answer #3 · answered by all things mystical 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a fortune teller tells you what will happen in the future as in the present not the pass well gopod luck
2006-06-09 15:11:13 · answer #4 · answered by Shorty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont believe in al dis stuff but it seems by ur avatar dats d fortune teller told u sumthin bad 4 u.u could tell me if u want my id is angelic_aamber
2006-06-09 15:16:17 · answer #5 · answered by sweet lil devil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no they don't, i saw a fortune teller place with an out of business sign on it..... she really should have seen that comming
2006-06-17 04:34:13 · answer #6 · answered by Joe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didnt you know that Homer Simpson writes the fortunes inside
2006-06-09 15:57:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He does plan ahead to line his pockets with your money.
2006-06-23 13:31:20 · answer #8 · answered by rossj12003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe not...check with the now defunct "Psychic Hotlines" ....you know the 1-900-screw -me psychics that went bankrupt...the should have seen that coming...
2006-06-21 20:33:41 · answer #9 · answered by Outman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, they lie, cheat , and steel and tell you to bring more money.
if they knew what they were doing in the first place they would win the lotto and be rich right?
2006-06-22 18:51:02 · answer #10 · answered by mia t 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋