make them good
2006-06-09 08:43:54 · 24 answers · asked by kenny g 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love yo mamma jokes! Hey did you see that yo mamma commerical? Or That Yo Mamma TV show? It's so funny.
Here's my choice joke;
Yo mama's so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white
gloves to keep from chewing her fingers off.
2006-06-09 08:51:11 · answer #1 · answered by Corn_Flake 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so fat she can play pool with the planets, Yo mamma so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said I got the power. go to bored.com they have a full list of mamma jokes.
2006-06-09 08:50:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamas so fat I told her it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl,
Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!
Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder.
2006-06-09 08:55:45 · answer #3 · answered by Biker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she really does sit, AROUND THE HOUSE.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks The All-American Rejects is code for poor child living in Kentucky.
2006-06-09 08:47:38 · answer #4 · answered by Martha <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mamma is so thats shes on both sides of the family
2006-06-09 08:45:47 · answer #5 · answered by lil_jelly2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is like a door knob
everyne gets a turn
yo moma so fat the under ground rail rode wasent underground till se sat on it
yo moma makes the skitals comicles she sits on the rain bow
god must hate yo mama becuse he gave her u!!!!
2006-06-09 09:13:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
person number 1: what are you doing tomorrow?
person number 2: your mamma
2006-06-09 08:49:53 · answer #7 · answered by nothingis_sound 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah,Yo Momma's so skinny she turn around,and a search party went out to find her.
2006-06-09 08:48:23 · answer #8 · answered by Aubrey Animal Goddess :-) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the b*tch since.
Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I want to know"!
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said "Damn, how'd you get out so fast."
Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the f*ck?!?!"
2006-06-09 08:57:21 · answer #9 · answered by andre g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the b*tch since.
Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I want to know"!
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said "Damn, how'd you get out so fast."
Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the f*ck?!?!"
2006-06-09 08:45:41 · answer #10 · answered by illi23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋