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2006-06-09 10:18:35 · 25 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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The District Manager. LOL

2006-06-09 10:21:35 · answer #1 · answered by pickle head 6 · 1 0

The General Manager

2006-06-22 04:58:54 · answer #2 · answered by rakeshscdc 1 · 0 0

A Mid-Level Middle-Manager's Manager.

2006-06-10 00:28:13 · answer #3 · answered by hyperactivesleep 3 · 0 0

The Manager's WIFE!

2006-06-20 09:46:43 · answer #4 · answered by wittyman 2 · 0 0

the manager who manages the management

2006-06-16 15:51:25 · answer #5 · answered by Peace 3 · 0 0

A Manager who manages a manage, what else?

2006-06-09 17:37:33 · answer #6 · answered by Dottie 6 · 0 0

Well it depends at what level of management the manager is at, to determine who manages them.
At the level of management I'm at, I'm manage by a District Manager.

2006-06-09 18:39:09 · answer #7 · answered by Just Me 3 · 0 0

HOTEL KERALA-FONIA


On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself
I don't like the look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering "No power today"
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
It's infested here
It's infested here

His finger's stuck up his nostril
He's got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that's just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada
Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room's full of mice
He said,
Don't worry, saar, I sending you
meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray

Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
It is no surprise
It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies

The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he said
We are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But we just can't cut that beef
Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sure
Relax, said the watchman
This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down
God's Own Country? Oh, Hell!

(c) The Yeagles

The lyrics of Hotel California from which the above song was inspired as a parody is below...

2006-06-21 05:18:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i manage to manage a Manager, as i myself is a Manager.

2006-06-16 07:20:52 · answer #9 · answered by shankari n 3 · 0 0

his manager

2006-06-09 17:23:30 · answer #10 · answered by phoenix 1 · 0 0

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