what are some good pranks to play on your mean, not very kind elder neighbor?

Question

i have these old neighbor right next door to my bf and i's house, they are the most mean, rude people on earth and yet they think they are all hot stuff talking bad about us in every corner. the thing is, we never did anything wrong to them nor are we 'bad' people. im a simple girl, social, kind, i help people when i can, im not the bitchy type and neither is my bf. so it just pisses the **** of out me when these elders talk bad about us, now you know once in a while 'these' people need to get a sip of thier own medicine, so what are some not too cruel, but just right, tricks or pranks to play on these people?

no house tepee, thats old school and thats too obvious that we did it, im talking something that doesnt make it obvious it was done by us. any good ideas?

im not going to choose a best answer, ALL of them are really really good, i like the idea on subscribing them to hard core magazines, hehe. thats a good idea, or buying that spray for baits and spraying them on their car, or the one on setting up lubricant in thier door handle, ALL of them are good, thanks!!

Answer 1

put KY jelly on their car door or front door handles. Old people genreally have a problem opening things anyway. the extra bit of lubracation will keep them locked out for a while.

potatos over the tailpipe of their car will cause them to stall out or build enough pressure for a really awsome backfire.

Find their phone number and call them late night (old people rarely have caller ID) and talk in some gibberish language.

Throw handfulls of sunflower seeds in thir flowerbed and it'll strangle all their good plants.

Do i win your best answer?

Answer 2

grab the phone book and call and order from every pizza place in your town to your neighbors house.if you know there names.do it every 15 minutes from a different place.then once time rolls by they will have somebody knocking on there door every 15-20 minutes.this is funny!i did it to a person and they had about 20 different pizza cars out front of there house.you might want to use *67 some pizza places have caller i.d. make sure you have your neighbors phone number call the food places will want a number.or just send them a christmas card in june no return address and say wish you were here.good luck!!

Answer 3

Sugar in the gas tank or Urine in the gas tank. Piss on thier cars paint. Gas on thier cars paint. Take a dump on thier front steps and or yard. Shoot thier dog. Order tons of brochures on TV for them. Order a bunch of pizzas for them to be delivered. Buy some seafood and let it sit in the sun then when its ripe put it under the seats of thier car. UM what else...Invite them over for dinner and dump a couple of bottles of visine in thier food.. Good Luck

Answer 4

Poop on their door step or bake a cake for them and fill it with laxatives, a ton, so they crap themselves before they make it to the bathroom. Just dont do anything to cost them money or hurt them. Do not make it look like it was a prank someone pulled on purpose, you dont want to hurt their feelings just gross them out. Or you can order a bunch of hard core porn to thier address.

Answer 5

Crisco on the door knobs.
At wal-mart, there's this stuff you spray on bait to attract fish, and it smells really bad. Spray it in an open window, or just on their front door.
Stuff the water facets outside with tissue.
We call our neighbors Ma and Pa Kettle.
We know they are who has been killing the cats, and they call the police about everything, and if your radio is in the least bit loud, Pa Kettle will come over and tell us he can't hear his TV. (My son told him to get a hearing aide!)
Good Luck with your old farts.

Answer 6

Sign them up for Enzite & Levitra free samples and a bunch of funny junk mail.

You can spell something in their lawn with grass killer like "Viagras Hot" or something

Vaseline smeared onto windows is funny

Send a taxi over

These arent annonymous but they were funny things I did...
I had a next door neighbor kept sending over religious people to try to preach to me, I mean they wouldnt stop (thats an idea, order up some door knockers to bug them!). Anyhow, I decided to collect a ton of black magic writings & put together my own little teachings to hand them next time. Next time: They knocked, and at eye level of the door was a "Hot Topic" sticker that had a burning skull on it & I happen to be wearing my Ozzy shirt with the bloody doves all over it. I told them they may be interested in my beliefs so I handed them all this black magic stuff & I never saw them again. The next door neighbors had to see the window to my art room facing their house which always had some weird looking things in the window just for them...it was a blast, the mom was afraid of me so they never bothered me again.

We had some neighbors across the street, we called her "Broom Hilda" and she accused us of taking her cats to the pound because they were disappearing... Well after a while of hearing from the other nieghbors, I'd had enough of old Broomie so I made a bunch of huge brightly colored signs & plastered all the trees and some on posts - lots of them all saying different things: "WE LOVE CATS" "HONK IF YOU LOVE CATS" "CAT SCRATCH FEVER" "CATS RULE" "MY PU$$Y ROCKS" "ITS THE CATS MEOW" and more they were up for a week and everyone drove by and I just giggled & waved. The lady never bugged us again.

Another time my kids were riding their bikes down to the end of our deadend street and this old dude came up & told us it was his road & the kids couldnt go down there. Hubby told him "shutup you old goat" and we decided it was time the family rode their bikes and took walks daily (sometimes 3x a day) aallllll the way down the road & we'd smile & wave everytime, he would stand there smoke comin outta his ears...it was funny.

Answer 7

I remember in school when one girl received in the mail a reply from an ad in regards to a bust developer. They regret to inform her that she must submit a payment with her request. She actually brought the letter to school, she was as flat as a board. We all laughed so long and hard, she didn't take offense to it. I think I would have cried and thrown the paper away.

Answer 8

Get a bunch of magazine order forms and fill it out with their address. They will have to pay for them. Subscribe them to weird mags.

Answer 9

peanut butter on the inside of a car door handle

Answer 10

Put dog poop inside a paper bag on the doorsteps of their front door.

Light the paper bag.

Press the door bell.

Run like hell.