See I have a little willy and always wanted to hear that
2006-06-09 12:15:43 · 37 answers · asked by Atheist 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"WOW! That is a big one"
2006-06-09 12:17:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
Wow you have a little willy and you want people to say your sh*t is big LOL
2006-06-09 12:19:31 · answer #2 · answered by ~Gothic Beauty~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For you...
Atheist checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely.
So he thought -- I'll get one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.
Atheist had grabbed a woman's card when he called a cab to take him from the airport to the hotel.
It was an ad for a girl named Erogonique.
A lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
She had all the right curves in all the right places.
Beautiful long, wavy hair, long graceful legs that went all the way up to her firm, shapely butt.
So Atheist in his room and figures, "What the hell, I'll giver her a call."
"Hello?" the woman says.
Gawd, she sounded sexy !!!!!
"Hi," ATheist began. "I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one.
No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex! I want it hard,I want it hot and I want it now! I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it.Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, wear a strap-on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream - anything you want, baby.
Now, how does that sound?"
"That sounds fantastic," she said,
"But for an outside line you need to press 9."
2006-06-09 17:22:46 · answer #3 · answered by AnGeL Mona 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is awesome - A blue whale would be jealous of that - just don't forget to clean round the rim!!! smeg
Oh yeah almost forgot - "WOW" That is a big one"?
2006-06-09 12:20:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow THAT IS A REALLLLY BIG ONe
whats the point this is not a question.
2006-06-09 14:01:05 · answer #5 · answered by GoodtoKnow♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW thats a big one. (but still only half the size of mine)
2006-06-09 15:19:17 · answer #6 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that is a big one can i have the points now!!
2006-06-09 13:20:37 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ F@$H!0N ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you see little willy again...(well, I guess IF you see him, poor little guy)...tell him that someday he'll be big and strong if he eats his vegetables. If that doesn't work, just cut it off.
2006-06-09 12:26:45 · answer #8 · answered by krisski 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this is the dumbest question I've read on yahoo yet! Wow!
2006-06-09 13:23:21 · answer #9 · answered by Sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! That is a big one! (the lie I just told)
2006-06-09 12:43:37 · answer #10 · answered by Sassy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats the biggest one ive seen
2006-06-09 12:20:17 · answer #11 · answered by baldyhugsblues 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋