2006-06-09 16:24:03 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It will only just lie there if that is what it is used to doing *raises eyebrow*
My pet beaver never does that, I think you have a faulty model.
2006-06-12 05:13:37 · answer #1 · answered by Gypsy 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
That is a tough question. Let me just gnaw on it for awhile. A zombie beaver would be dammed if it did and dammed if it didn't. Would it strip the leaves of trees in the dead of the night? Would the branches lodge in their teeth. I like beavers, they are always so darned slap happy. I could tell you some tails about them.
2006-06-09 22:53:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it will try to build the most gruesome beaver dam out of human limbs
2006-06-09 16:31:23 · answer #3 · answered by insertstrawhere 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who gives a frick? Bite the beaver!
2006-06-11 19:56:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why they got to make fun of da squirrels?
nah, it will get up in the middle of the night and clean your house and do the laundry, so i recommend that you have something bite your beaver.
2006-06-09 17:04:19 · answer #5 · answered by phoenix3076 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah dude, it will try and eat your brain or other guys and girls! Zombie squirrels are worse, they go after guys nuts!
2006-06-09 16:27:38 · answer #6 · answered by Girl Goes Back To The Future 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no zombies are most active at night
2006-06-09 17:39:05 · answer #7 · answered by rayklej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't have sex with it ,bits drop off with vigorous use
2006-06-09 21:50:06 · answer #8 · answered by hotclaws 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you smoking, send me some, i have to try that.
2006-06-09 16:55:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no it will have an insatiable lust for red-heads.
2006-06-10 15:25:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋