anyone know a good pickup line?
2006-06-09 12:27:26 · 14 answers · asked by bReAkDaNcEr4LyFe 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"I just scraped my knee when I fell in love with you."
It's not good--there are no good pickup lines--but it is funny.
2006-06-09 12:31:04 · answer #1 · answered by Sandy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
haha, those are like the only ones i can think of right now.
2006-06-09 12:37:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could say,
I like the way your legs come up and make an A$$ of themselves.
2006-06-09 12:34:27 · answer #3 · answered by Just Me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say,Sorry but I just had to let you know that you're such a refreshing delight to the eyes.
2006-06-09 12:32:22 · answer #4 · answered by tiltintam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baby your leggs look like peanutbutter smooth and easy to spread.
2006-06-09 14:41:56 · answer #5 · answered by lori b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lost my #, can i have yours?
I just think that is so sweet and if a guy said that to me, i might consider goin out with him.
2006-06-09 12:33:59 · answer #6 · answered by ssig1e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I asked you out would you answer be the same as to this question?
2006-06-10 06:21:21 · answer #7 · answered by Monkey_Boy_Al 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
guy: Excuse me?
Lady: Yea,
Guy: Did it hurt?
Lady: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven?
Are your feet hurtin, cause you been runnin through my mind all day?!
Heaven must be missin an angel, cause that is what you are to me!
2006-06-09 13:32:48 · answer #8 · answered by Ms. Wood 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you from Tennessee, cuz your the only ten i see.
-Guys, this dosent work at all, ok-
2006-06-09 12:35:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see me in 'em!
2006-06-09 13:14:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋