A young couple take their infant son to a doctor for his first check up.
"My what a cute baby you have!" the doctor said.
"I'll bet you say that to all parents." said the father
"No no no!" replied the doctor.
"Then, what do you say to parent whose baby is ugly."
The doctor said, "My! Your baby looks just like you."
2006-06-09 14:37:58 · 30 answers · asked by My Big Bear Ron 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HOTEL KERALA-FONIA
On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself
I don't like the look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering "No power today"
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
It's infested here
It's infested here
His finger's stuck up his nostril
He's got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that's just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada
Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room's full of mice
He said,
Don't worry, saar, I sending you
meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray
Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
It is no surprise
It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies
The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he said
We are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But we just can't cut that beef
Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sure
Relax, said the watchman
This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down
God's Own Country? Oh, Hell!
(c) The Yeagles
The lyrics of Hotel California from which the above song was inspired as a parody is below...
2006-06-20 22:19:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
In response to your question, no I have not heard about this cute baby, but still this a very funny joke! lol
2006-06-09 21:40:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard about the cute baby it was my brother i get stuck with looking like my mom!
2006-06-09 21:48:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was hilarious I say that to some parents.
2006-06-16 21:58:01 · answer #4 · answered by $~*DAT DAMN CHICK*~$ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good baby joke. My eight year old loved it.
2006-06-23 15:57:28 · answer #5 · answered by cousinned 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY!!! I'M A BABY!
(I'm accepting brain donations)
2006-06-22 13:28:49 · answer #6 · answered by its just me!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, nice one. If this was a YTMND, you'd be 4'd. Not bad man!
2006-06-09 21:39:40 · answer #7 · answered by Mike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg! Soo... thats what people really mean when they say that! LOL
2006-06-09 21:41:09 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1
2006-06-09 21:50:44 · answer #9 · answered by INOTFRIEND 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice
and easy for me to get points too. lol
2006-06-22 04:20:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋