All categories - 20 August 2007

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

2007-08-20 06:01:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

pues como siempre y a ti que tal a ti. te fue

2007-08-20 06:01:25 · 6 answers · asked by Mos Def 1 in Languages

2007-08-20 06:01:23 · 5 answers · asked by Cleopatra 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

eg. Somebody is getting on my wick, but I dont even know where or what my wick is.

2007-08-20 06:01:20 · 7 answers · asked by anthony r 1 in Words & Wordplay

If we really have a separation of church and state, why should law breakers be given free sanctuary inside a church. If the church is deliberately holding criminals (illegal immigrants), shouldn't the church officials (priests) be subject to arrest for giving safe harbor to people who break the law? What do you people think?

2007-08-20 06:01:17 · 12 answers · asked by Steve C 7 in Law & Ethics

This wrap:

6 inches long
3 inches wide
1 inch tall

the wrap is a whole wheat tortilla

there's cheddar cheese, mayonaise, a BUNCH of white chicken breast, and lettuce in it

so...about how many calories is it?


does it sound like a good lunch?

(i'm on a diet)

2007-08-20 06:01:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

I Know what will happen if we dont help the earth but what can we do to really help, i feel worthless and sad about polor bears end every thing. If you will could you list some ways to help the earth.

2007-08-20 06:01:13 · 9 answers · asked by Elizabeth F 1 in Global Warming

just pretended it did not happen, or ignored? If so why?

2007-08-20 06:01:10 · 20 answers · asked by MOs fishin 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-20 06:00:51 · 4 answers · asked by moham 1 in Renting & Real Estate

2007-08-20 06:00:42 · 17 answers · asked by dreamyfairy 6 in Polls & Surveys

i have no idea. that is what most of my friend said and i don't believe them

2007-08-20 06:00:29 · 25 answers · asked by Jazz 1 in Dogs

2007-08-20 06:00:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I am not really good at math, this year I'm gonna have a Geometry class.

Any tips suggestions???

2007-08-20 06:00:16 · 18 answers · asked by JP#24 1 in Mathematics

and how long approximatly would it take to rust ?

also is there any negative points in leaving them in instead of them being removed through keyhole surgery ?

2007-08-20 06:00:04 · 5 answers · asked by bigsexydug 4 in Other - Health

Many applications are running on my Solaris server. I want to check the CPU usage for a particular application / process. So that I can tune the performance of the complete server.

2007-08-20 05:59:58 · 2 answers · asked by Saurabh S 1 in Other - Computers

Describe the events in U.S history led to the adoption of freedom of speech i need 5 answwers just try your best plzz please answer

2007-08-20 05:59:57 · 6 answers · asked by superjakechan 1 in Other - Politics & Government

2007-08-20 05:59:49 · 33 answers · asked by audrey s 1 in Parenting

We use a basket to grill items, chicken,beef, and veggies but they are hard to remove and the basket is hard to wash clean.

2007-08-20 05:59:49 · 9 answers · asked by oldhawk2258 1 in Cooking & Recipes

If you were to date someone

2007-08-20 05:59:46 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

treatment being the focal point of the community? If a given amount of people with OCD in a given area donates money over an extended period of time to build this community and hospital (who's main purpose is routine brain scanning to determine if certain medications are doing the job or not without waiting 3 weeks to find out. A school for sufferers and people determined to find a cure alike can attend to develop new ways of thinking about the disorder. Who else but a sufferer would want to find a cure more? I feel fed up with therapy and pills that make me sick. I want to actually look in my brain and see whats going wrong, but I can't afford it. All of us with OCD should try to take matters in our own hands a little and build a place where we definately won't feel alone. The continual money we put into it would definately keep it running and I'm sure help a ton of people. I'm going to start putting money away for it. What do you guys think?

2007-08-20 05:59:44 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

its not fair at all, we're not poor. and i havent been to the movies scince the first day that the simpsons movie came out.

2007-08-20 05:59:42 · 14 answers · asked by zany 1 in Family

2007-08-20 05:59:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Careers & Employment

We live in the same town, but my house is out of her way. She will be giving me a ride to school every morning.
How much should I pay her in gas each week?

2007-08-20 05:59:33 · 7 answers · asked by LaLa 2 in Other - Society & Culture

A) What would Chris Jericho a.k.a. "Y2J" do?

B) What would Stone Cold a.k.a. "The Rattlesnake" do?

C) What would The Rock a.k.a. "The People's Champ" do?


You've got the Walls of Jericho.
You've got the Stone Cold Stunner.
You've got the People's Elbow.
You've got the The Rock Bottom.

2007-08-20 05:59:28 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fast Food

2007-08-20 05:59:21 · 2 answers · asked by Y 2 in Politics

Mine are, I did not climb the food chain to be a vegeterian and 99% of lawers give the rest a bad name.

2007-08-20 05:59:14 · 11 answers · asked by PARVFAN 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I used to do weights at the gym, but then stopped using the arm ones because they made my arms bigger. Now I'm wanting to work out again, but what can I do for my arms to get toned, but not bulky?

2007-08-20 05:59:10 · 7 answers · asked by Consuming Fire 7 in Diet & Fitness

2007-08-20 05:59:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

2007-08-20 05:59:05 · 1 answers · asked by mimi 1 in Dental

2007-08-20 05:59:04 · 7 answers · asked by CJ100 2 in Add-ons