A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
2007-08-20 06:01:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, good one. star for you. thanks for the laughs. keep them coming:
2007-08-20 06:36:03 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2007-08-20 06:30:18 · answer #2 · answered by ~chez~ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love that joke. It never gets old. have a star
2016-05-17 23:55:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
stars
2007-08-20 06:41:55 · answer #4 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao x
2007-08-20 06:12:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Teehee, good one
2007-08-20 06:51:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, but it's still funny! STAR 4 YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-20 06:12:53 · answer #7 · answered by Lizzie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol I've heard it before sorry but its funnier the first time
2007-08-20 06:09:22 · answer #8 · answered by lollypop8493 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Too old for me SORRY>>>>>>>>>
2007-08-20 06:26:29 · answer #9 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol!! That's so funny =]
2007-08-20 06:15:13 · answer #10 · answered by Soxygirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was funny
2007-08-20 06:11:12 · answer #11 · answered by heyyythere 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋