Mine are, I did not climb the food chain to be a vegeterian and 99% of lawers give the rest a bad name.
2007-08-20 05:59:14 · 11 answers · asked by PARVFAN 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Silence is Golden....Duct Tape is Silver. :]
2007-08-20 15:07:43 · answer #1 · answered by Sunshine 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Abortion Stops a Beating Heart
I Dont Question YOUR existance -God
(on a beat up old pick up truck) Stop Laughing Your Daughter Might Be in Here
2007-08-20 13:26:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One that I like is at the top it says, "Republicans place this at the front of your car". then at the bottom it says "Democrats place this on the back of your car."
And the big text in the middle says "Run hillary run!"
link to picture: http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7868/hillarybumper03colorbte5.jpg
2007-08-20 13:12:22 · answer #3 · answered by Logan J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I rather hunt with Cheney then ride with a Kennedy. bwahahaha
2007-08-20 13:10:01 · answer #4 · answered by Liberal City 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus saves, but Gretzky gets the rebound he shoots and scores!
2007-08-20 13:05:32 · answer #5 · answered by Jeremy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
urmmm,.. see, in my country bumper sticker (unfortunately) are not popular. one of my favourite: "see you at the red light" or sumting like that.
2007-08-20 13:10:13 · answer #6 · answered by anna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're hair covers your labotomy scar nicely.
2007-08-20 13:23:23 · answer #7 · answered by Chloe Anne 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In small print.. "If you can read this I am about to slam on my brakes."
2007-08-20 13:11:31 · answer #8 · answered by c_o_ldbr_ai_n 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CAN'T FEED 'EM? DON'T BREED 'EM
YOUR PROCTOLOGIST CALLED HE FOUND YOUR HEAD
2007-08-20 13:20:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"If you are reading this..then that means you are too close..."
2007-08-20 13:32:11 · answer #10 · answered by Cotton C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋