All categories - 14 May 2007

There is a smart guy and a dumb guy who take a job interview. The dumb guy (Bob) asks the smart guy (Mike) if he could copy the his answers. This is an oral and written test. Bob goes up first...
The interviewer asks Mike his questions first.
Who is the president of the United States?
Mike replies "It changes every four years but is currently George Bush."
Next question.....
When did America reach its independence?
Mike replies "They struggled in the 1700's but reached independence in 1776."
Final question....
Can children got to space?
Mike replies "Scientists are currently researching that now but when I find out, I will tell you.

Then Bob goes up. The interviewer can see that he is kind of dumb so she asks him easy questions.
Who is your father? the interview asks.
Bob looks off Mike's written report and replies "It changes every four years but is currently George Bush."
Then she asks him an easier question.
"When were you born?" Bob looks of Mike's report and says "

2007-05-14 14:14:24 · 28 answers · asked by GBPfan 3 in Jokes & Riddles

My husband has not spoken to or seen his father in ten or more years. We got married a year ago and my husband still thought he should send his dad an invitation so he did. (his sister and his dad still talk every once in a while) Instead of coming to the wedding we got back another letter that said he was getting married as well and pretty much just said a bunch of crap as though he did nothing wrong in never seeing his son. He asked for us to send him some pictures and he included his phone number. My husband has never responded. He says if his dad wants to talk to him then he needs to call him since he's the father. I want to write his dad and tell him how horrible he has been in not contacting his son and how bad my husband feels every time the conversation comes up about his dad. Would it be ok to write his dad and not tell him? or should i write him and tell him? i've tried to ask him before if i could write him but he said i should have nothing to say to him, what do i do

2007-05-14 14:14:12 · 18 answers · asked by brit24 2 in Marriage & Divorce

I've been trying to decide what kind of car to get and want some suggestions. I want something that's sporty, classy, reliable, and safe. Also, average mpg greater than 20 would be best. I'll be trading in a 1998 BMW 528i and want a similar car. Would like to keep the price below $30,000 (after taxes and the such). I've been looking at the following:

2004ish Infiniti G35 Sedan
2004 BMW 525i
2004 Acura TL
2004 Audi A6 or A4

2004 isn't the only year I will consider, but I was just thinking about these. Any comments on these choices or suggestions of others?

2007-05-14 14:14:07 · 19 answers · asked by tzier187 2 in Buying & Selling

2007-05-14 14:14:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-14 14:13:59 · 4 answers · asked by remiddleton88 1 in Dodge

getting good spark getting gas but will not run why is it blowing oil out the carb and black smoke and when you pull to start it it jerks back really hard almost pulling your arm out of the socket

2007-05-14 14:13:54 · 5 answers · asked by tom j 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

engine runs fine until the blades are dropped, it kills the engine completely. The under carriage is clean of any obstuction and blades move. I don't see any debris on the top side either.

2007-05-14 14:13:40 · 2 answers · asked by SOLOMON 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-05-14 14:13:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im 15 years old and i weight 225 and i need to lose weight and i dont want to ask a doctor cuz im scard to ask and i want to see if i can do it plz help i need answers..

2007-05-14 14:13:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

Is It ( if it is what do i have to do)

2007-05-14 14:13:06 · 0 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-05-14 14:12:59 · 5 answers · asked by Sara B 1 in Dogs

2007-05-14 14:12:53 · 5 answers · asked by taz 2 in Theater & Acting

engine runs fine until the blades are dropped, it kills the engine completely. The under carriage is clean of any obstuction and blades move. I don't see any debris on the top side either.

2007-05-14 14:12:52 · 2 answers · asked by SOLOMON 1 in Garden & Landscape

My wife will not have sex with me because she says that I do not under stand, because I still have my parents around.

2007-05-14 14:12:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

ive read articles that it relieves acid reflux and tummy ache but why does it make my husband sick? Anybody there who share the same experience?

2007-05-14 14:11:51 · 5 answers · asked by jet 3 in Pain & Pain Management

so we have all seen the commercials aabout not doing drugs, avoiding peer presure and avoiding doing sex. but the thing is that not all teens, do these thins, so y ar we all being accused of crap(pardon my french) that we dont do?????

2007-05-14 14:11:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

i need some help w/ redecorating my room!!!

2007-05-14 14:11:44 · 8 answers · asked by A S 3 in Decorating & Remodeling

2007-05-14 14:11:42 · 38 answers · asked by ms vicci pollard 5 in Polls & Surveys

alright i have a 2004 civic EX with 53000 miles. never had a single problem until i drove to san diego which is about 325 miles from my house. the temp is fine while driving on the freeway even at 80 mph, but when i stop or drive slower the temp gets hot. and it soon cools itself off when i start driving again. im almost positive its the thermostat. but i cant find a site that will describe how to change it. can someone give me an opinion. do u think its my thermostat? also when the car gets hot the fan doesnt come on unles i turn on the a/c. can u tell me how to locate the t-stat?

2007-05-14 14:11:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

i have 1 son named Adonis that my husband has named and now that i have another one on the way he wants to name it daniel, i like the name but i was kinda hoping i could pick the name of this one but he wont give in.. should i just name it what he wants or should i not give in??? i dont want to be mean..

2007-05-14 14:11:38 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

i just dont remember how to do zis stuff

2007-05-14 14:11:18 · 2 answers · asked by Air Duct Cleaner 1 in Mathematics

ses.

2007-05-14 14:11:06 · 4 answers · asked by Queenie C 1 in Nissan

Why was Lorenzo Ghiberti important?

2007-05-14 14:11:01 · 3 answers · asked by hotROMchick 1 in Genealogy

In Paradise I can have whatever my heart desires.

Those who say I can have only 72 virgins are liars and cheats.

Alhumdulilah Allah swt will give us a minimum paradise 10 x the size of this world.

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2007-05-14 14:10:48 · 10 answers · asked by wwhy 3 in Religion & Spirituality

prayers well needed! :)

2007-05-14 14:10:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Can my girlfriend get pregnant if she ended her period in the morning and at night we had sex and i came inside of her and right after that she went too go pee

2007-05-14 14:10:28 · 19 answers · asked by danyboy 1 in Pregnancy

My neighbors home has been vacant for 9 months or more.In Jan. a pipe in their home broke on the second floor no one knew this for a least a week!! It completely filled their basement (7' of water ). I live down hill from them. Since we had alot and I mean alot of snow I didnt realize the water i seen in my back yard and on my drive was flooding water not melting snow. The excessive water came in my basement and now My walls have begun to bow out I video taped all this when it was discovered. Walls are cracked and now every time it rains even the melting snow my basement gets wet. My home policy dosen't cover flooding since I live in a high area but dosen't their's cover when their property causes damage to someone elses like say a tree falling for example my insurance company told me to contact them they have said they will send someone out. By the way the home owner next door his company denied his claim. He didnt notify them that the house was vacant.

2007-05-14 14:10:26 · 11 answers · asked by sheila M. 1 in Insurance

Meows?

2007-05-14 14:10:16 · 17 answers · asked by ♥ God's Kitty ♥ 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-14 14:10:02 · 7 answers · asked by winchester216 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

I am very good with computers .. and just starting my way up the chain with electronics itself.So my question is .

I just received two 35 inch speakers that use 10-100 watts and also use 8 ohms. My receiver I am using did not come with the speakers .. It uses 25 watts. My question is .. How can I make the receiver use 100 watts ... is this possible ?

2007-05-14 14:10:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home Theater