Reminds me of a joke:
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.
James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.
Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "this is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"
2007-05-14 14:29:18
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answered by Anonymous
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The Koran says martyrs going to heaven will get "hur," and the word was taken by early commentators to mean "virgins," hence those 72 consorts. But in Aramaic, hur meant "white" and was commonly used to mean "white grapes." Some martyrs arriving in paradise may regard a bunch of grapes as a letdown.
2007-05-14 21:15:15
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answered by me 3
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It doesn't say anything about 72 virgins in Paradise, or any for that matter.
2007-05-14 21:12:17
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answered by Paien 3
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So what good are 72 virgins if they're wrapped in burkas, and showing even their ankles is a shooting-offense? Once the suicide bombers see their rewards, they'll probably want to blow themselves up again.
2007-05-14 21:17:48
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answered by Anonymous
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if you are even Muslim (not sure)
if someone gets to heaven then they can get whatever they want
whatever they want.
the virgin thing is just an example to prove people can get whatever they want in heaven.
regardless if you are a man or a woman you get what you want.
2007-05-14 21:26:07
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answered by . 3
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wow virgins are the ultimate prize in the Islamic paradise...goes to show that even in the after life women may just be commodities to a religion.
2007-05-14 21:14:02
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answered by meredith 3
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So in your religion, women are still sex slaves in paradise - and servants of all?
Did anyone ask the woman how they felt about it. Is your god a sexist pig?
2007-05-14 21:22:20
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answered by Lukusmcain// 7
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I hate to break it to you, but you probably wont even get 1
2007-05-14 21:12:37
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answered by dior.junkie 5
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They'll be born-again virgins. Is that good enough, or do you want something fresher?
2007-05-14 21:14:11
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answered by S K 7
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that should be a hell if you lost your dick in bombing.
2007-05-14 21:13:33
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answered by Anonymous
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