All categories - 18 May 2007

2007-05-18 23:59:13 · 26 answers · asked by Aleathea 3 in Polls & Surveys

It's a beautiful, warm, spring morning and a man and his wife are

spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose fitting; almost

see through pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps.

The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape

exhibit,they pass in front of a very large, hairy gorilla. Noticing the

girl, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with

one hand(and2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand.

He is obviously excited at the pretty woman in the wavy dress. The

husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny.

He suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The husband

suggests pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She

does, and Mr Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would

wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps

fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr Gorilla is about to

tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up and flashing your minge" he says. This

drives the gorilla absolutely crazy, and now he's doing flips and has a

hard-on like a baseball bat.

Then the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door to the cage, flings

her in with the gorilla, and slams the cage door shut.

"Now tell HIM you've got a headache!

2007-05-18 23:59:00 · 10 answers · asked by barz 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I do you like to be bossed around...

2007-05-18 23:58:57 · 19 answers · asked by Giggagirl 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm getting about sick of drawing my eyebrows on and I would let them grow back but from an accident that left a scar that you can't see the left side wont grow back right. Does anyone know how painful it really is I have a tattoo on my leg and that didn't really hurt but this is my face were talking about...please I need some advice.

2007-05-18 23:58:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Tattoos

your appetite...

2007-05-18 23:58:15 · 15 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

All of us want to make our life good and live better by doing different things in our life. But there is one important reason why we need to know our God and to know what God wants us to do which is so much related to the deep inside feeling of wanting to live better.

God is there and He is the one who created us. So when we dont know what the creator wants us to do, we still find so many things missing and are not happy with ourselves. I have felt this in the period where I walked away from God and felt miserable. If only we get back to our God, we know what life's real worth is. Jesus has said that "He is the way, the truth and life" So if we follow what Jesus has said and talk to God, He will take us in the knowledge of Him and we will know why, what, how we should live.

Please read about my change of heart here..
http://www.protectinghands.com/ladder_to_heaven.htm

God who creates us is always happy when His creation acknowledges and reciprocates the love for Him.

2007-05-18 23:58:12 · 5 answers · asked by Brinda 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I'm only asking because mine (the one that isn't arriving for another week) is costing 279 pounds, my symbol thingy isn't working. That's because the cheaper one had already sold out.

2007-05-18 23:57:49 · 26 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 23:57:32 · 3 answers · asked by Blazing gear 2 in Diet & Fitness

i have just been asked a question in my coursework saying 'how to include a child with special needs. i work with kids but i have never had a child with special needs so please can someone give me an idea as to what to write????/

thank u so much

2007-05-18 23:57:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Special Education

How do you start make a friend who is the opposite sex to you? What would you say to start of the conversation. By the way I am the man she is the woman.

2007-05-18 23:57:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

2007-05-18 23:56:54 · 1 answers · asked by iam.vmars 1 in Elections

How much do you think you'd be worth?

2007-05-18 23:56:43 · 10 answers · asked by Meatball ;) 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 23:56:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Arts & Humanities

What would you say to start of the conversation.

By the way I am the man she is the woman.

2007-05-18 23:56:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2007-05-18 23:56:19 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United Kingdom

I have so many errors in my computer but I cannot repair them, I tried the program trials but they only removed like 10 of them and I can't purchase one cause i'm only a kid...Does anyone know where I can download a free software(i mean totally free--that fix errors completely) that is not a trial...thankyou...It would help me a lot!!!

2007-05-18 23:56:09 · 7 answers · asked by Mattie 1 in Software

Norton is telling me that I need to update my virus protection, but it won't let me click on 'next'

Does anyone know how I can fix this?

Please, I do not want anyone telling me to get another another anti-virus thing or anything. I just want help with my problem. I use what I want.

2007-05-18 23:56:06 · 10 answers · asked by sparkle 5 in Security

i'm asking myself should i run to the shop, but a bar of chocolate, warm it up and suck it from the wrapper when it has melted!

2007-05-18 23:56:00 · 18 answers · asked by homemanager22 6 in Polls & Surveys

Assuming that's what it is, mine keeps running constantly and drains my battery. Is it worn out? And can it be replaced?

2007-05-18 23:54:43 · 2 answers · asked by Geah 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

see video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmfcyhW4YVA

Question - What steps will this man not go to get elected ?

2007-05-18 23:54:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Between us we have come up with the following:- 'Science is to find the facts about something by using research and experiments.'

2007-05-18 23:54:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

N what can we get for you?

Heheeheee

Smile away n have a great morning

Nikita n Oksana

2007-05-18 23:54:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You know those "UV" stickers on sunglasses? i need to know where can i print some in the philippines and also labels for sunglasses, the labels that u attach with string pins. please let me know if u have any info on those 2 things.. thank u very much.

2007-05-18 23:53:54 · 1 answers · asked by KumaR 1 in Other - Business & Finance

Yesterday this girl I liked came out of the classroom I was walking to and the hallway was empty I should of said is that teacher in there that I needed to see. Anyway I should of just asked her I have fancied her for 9 months about. I knew that teacher was in their I just wanted to chat to her.


I am going make the move as talking to her next week.

What should I say?

Nothing about weekends.






Also I sometimes delibrately stay near her just so I can see her will taht make her talk to me or not will it make things worse? She could come up to me and say are you stalking me?

2007-05-18 23:53:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

2007-05-18 23:53:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 23:53:04 · 12 answers · asked by MbPascual 1 in Dogs

i really need to know if there is any rhyming nickname which i could put behind the name of hara.!
please do help me!! thx

2007-05-18 23:52:42 · 4 answers · asked by consecrate_passion 1 in Words & Wordplay

Hi, me and my mother had a chat and we are thinking of selling some videos on ebay or at a carboot but they are on video. As they shortly are going to stop making videos but make DVDs instead I want to know if you can transfer or copy videos onto DVDs and if it is legal or not ?

Thanks

-Josh

2007-05-18 23:52:39 · 7 answers · asked by wilf1992 1 in TiVO & DVRs

let me tell you that i like you all and i wish you nice seconds in all minutes of your life! i have exam and i have to go now to study;so bye everybody!

2007-05-18 23:52:09 · 8 answers · asked by star.j 1 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think that certain character traits have caused you to become/remain religious?

Curiosity and skeptisism can be thought of as character traits. They both are part of the reason why I remain atheist.

2007-05-18 23:51:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality