It's a beautiful, warm, spring morning and a man and his wife are
spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose fitting; almost
see through pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps.
The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape
exhibit,they pass in front of a very large, hairy gorilla. Noticing the
girl, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with
one hand(and2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand.
He is obviously excited at the pretty woman in the wavy dress. The
husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny.
He suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The husband
suggests pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She
does, and Mr Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would
wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps
fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr Gorilla is about to
tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up and flashing your minge" he says. This
drives the gorilla absolutely crazy, and now he's doing flips and has a
hard-on like a baseball bat.
Then the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door to the cage, flings
her in with the gorilla, and slams the cage door shut.
"Now tell HIM you've got a headache!
2007-05-18 23:59:00 · 10 answers · asked by barz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HEADACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.................................................... very much funny
so sweet of you
10/10 lol
2007-05-19 00:07:11 · answer #1 · answered by kathie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Ouch! lol! 10!
2007-05-19 00:02:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA! that's the best one i heard for ages!!still giggling - ta for that.
2007-05-19 01:36:46 · answer #3 · answered by ♥cardanja♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-05-19 00:45:56 · answer #4 · answered by nayanmange 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-05-19 00:02:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol you are soooooooooo bad ,but funny!!!
2007-05-19 00:03:22 · answer #6 · answered by lady d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BAD!! Bad,bad, bad, BAD! ..............heeheehee..........
I can't help but to ....... HaHaHaHa....... it's So Funny!
Good One!
2007-05-19 07:57:05 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you make dat joke???so damn funny.NICE~
2007-05-19 00:10:56 · answer #8 · answered by Marc T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really Funny!.............. AHAHAHAHAha.........
2007-05-19 00:09:43 · answer #9 · answered by Eriol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats sick.......
2007-05-19 00:33:04 · answer #10 · answered by Ayelet L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋