There is a smart guy and a dumb guy who take a job interview. The dumb guy (Bob) asks the smart guy (Mike) if he could copy the his answers. This is an oral and written test. Bob goes up first...
The interviewer asks Mike his questions first.
Who is the president of the United States?
Mike replies "It changes every four years but is currently George Bush."
Next question.....
When did America reach its independence?
Mike replies "They struggled in the 1700's but reached independence in 1776."
Final question....
Can children got to space?
Mike replies "Scientists are currently researching that now but when I find out, I will tell you.
Then Bob goes up. The interviewer can see that he is kind of dumb so she asks him easy questions.
Who is your father? the interview asks.
Bob looks off Mike's written report and replies "It changes every four years but is currently George Bush."
Then she asks him an easier question.
"When were you born?" Bob looks of Mike's report and says "
2007-05-14 14:14:24 · 28 answers · asked by GBPfan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They struggled in the 1700's but reached independence in 1776."
Are you mental she asks.
Bob looks off of Mike's paper and replies
"Scientists are currently researching that now but when I find out, I will tell you."
2007-05-14 14:15:17 · update #1
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2007-05-21 12:43:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe
2007-05-22 01:56:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very very very nice joke dude. your hecca funny im glad your a boy cuz i am too nice man good luck in life. if i can giv you more than 1 star id giv u 100. 10/10 for your joke. nice!
2007-05-14 15:43:45 · answer #3 · answered by Hussein H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA nice heres one for you we got told the other day - A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
2016-05-18 02:42:53 · answer #4 · answered by mable 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow man this is really good i love it somuch and plus i had just gave you a star lol 10/10 and thanks for making me laugh because i really do love your joke and plus you had just made my day with this one because this is so funny and plus this is the best joke that i had ever heard in my life man and take care.
2007-05-14 14:31:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is the funniest joke I have ever heard! It is so funny! Loved it!
2007-05-22 10:45:28 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heres yur star .
2007-05-21 09:25:10 · answer #7 · answered by David G, Jeff Gordon Rules !!!!! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good
2007-05-21 17:12:06 · answer #8 · answered by Perspective 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg tht is sooooo funny you are def gettin a star
2007-05-18 11:01:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, he looked even DUMBER than he did already! Starred!
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2007-05-14 14:31:42 · answer #10 · answered by twixette 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha. funny. you get a star.
2007-05-14 14:24:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋