Religion & Spirituality - 26 March 2007

how would these work as pickup lines in a bar?

"mind if i hang out here till it's safe back where i farted?"

"wanna see a trick i learned in prison?"

"How much were your breasts?"

"My tool needs a shed."

i ask here because you people are cool
(most of you)

2007-03-26 12:18:45 · 7 answers · asked by philosophizer 2

2007-03-26 12:16:57 · 17 answers · asked by t.k 1

I know both believe in Christ. But what makes them different religions when they have the same God?

2007-03-26 12:15:40 · 19 answers · asked by i!i!i!i!i! 3

will god get chuck norris to kill satan?

2007-03-26 12:15:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Even though South Park may cross the line I feel that some of their religous explanaations are pretty intresting, and straight forward. Anybody else (past the gross humor) that sometimes South Park is more intellectual on religous topics?
If you need any example ask.

2007-03-26 12:14:41 · 14 answers · asked by uiop b 3

do u think it was a good choice for me to take squirtle over the other two pokemon (in red and blue and fire red and leaf green) i mean if u think about it the final form of ur opponent is venusaur which has 3 weaknesses (fire, flying, and psychic) i think that with the pokemon ur rival chooses his lineup is also affected...so did i make the right choice in life. i chose.....SQUIRTLE

2007-03-26 12:14:00 · 15 answers · asked by its not gay if... 2

No, i'm not a Christian. But I would really like to hear opinions of CHRISTIAN WOMEN. Thank you.

I often hear of Christians talking about how Islam treats women as lessers. But in my own bible study experience (vast, believe it or not, I was a Holy Roller for years), I find Christianity to be AT LEAST as demeaning to women.

2007-03-26 12:11:55 · 23 answers · asked by jeff7272 3

2007-03-26 12:10:39 · 14 answers · asked by kramestar 1

Someone has been using black majick on me.

2007-03-26 12:08:39 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

How come tons and tons of people are like so against Christain people? I mean seriousuly, Whats there problem? I stand strong with my religon. I am totally excited for when Jesus comes back to get all of the Christains. But the only problem is, is that all pf the people who are like "Oh yea we are too good for Jesus we don't need Him" won't be comming with us! That stinks. I am ready to try to change that!

2007-03-26 12:07:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Saying "I dont believe in absolute truth" is an absolute truth... think about it

2007-03-26 12:06:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-26 12:05:53 · 17 answers · asked by Heron By The Sea 7

He instructed his faithful, "Do this in remembrance of me.", (the only thing he commanded to be remembered)

Only after sundown, April 2 of this year.

2007-03-26 12:05:36 · 10 answers · asked by LELAND 4

As well as teach them the Bible and discourage them thinking otherwise about any other beliefs? How many of you believers would teach their belief as fact to their children?

This is a form of brainwashing, no doubt, so just wondering.

2007-03-26 12:04:59 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

How long ago did events occur such as ..... the fall of mankind ..... the Iraelites fleeing Egypt and .... the flood of Noah's day

2007-03-26 12:04:51 · 13 answers · asked by burlingtony 2

In 2006 an Afgan court dismissed the case against Abdul Rahman, who was facing execution for converting from Islam to Christianity. Why was he faced with such a demanding and condemning sentence ? What would killing him accomplish ?

2007-03-26 12:04:18 · 9 answers · asked by poohbear 2

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You feel the bible should be:

A. Taken literally, every word. It is not open to interpretation.
B. Seen as mostly true, some interpretation is needed.
C. Thought of as a basic guidline for how to live. Take what you need and forget the rest.
D. Viewed as a work of fiction. Nothing more.

2007-03-26 12:03:35 · 46 answers · asked by hazydaze 5

60% of americans say that the bible should be taught in school as a subject of study and not as the received word of god. Does this sit well with you? Should this also be done with other religions and holy books?

2007-03-26 12:03:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

My boyfriend cheated on me while I was away for a month. I didn't find out until about 5 months later after the whole ordeal had ended. He says he wanted to tell me but he didn't want to hurt me. He says he loves me and can't live without me. he says it was the biggest mistake of his life and if he could take it all back he would. He says he was distant from God, but now he is trying to build a relationship with him and is really trying to change. he wants to give our relationship another try. This is my question. I've known for a month and have learned to accept it, and I have forgiven him, but I cannot forget. And I don't know if I can move on because everytime I look at him or try to get close to him I am reminded of how he hurt me. I love him, but I don't know if I can totally get passed it because I still find it hard to believe that he could ever do this to me. I've been trying to be really close to God and have prayed and asked Him to help me move on. should I try to work it out

2007-03-26 11:59:57 · 21 answers · asked by Missie 2

http://www.mormon.org/learn/0,8672,1117-1,00.html

2007-03-26 11:59:39 · 26 answers · asked by Angels 3

2007-03-26 11:58:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-26 11:57:54 · 12 answers · asked by Purple Majesty 1

Isnt this will the root of human behavior and culture as well as the will of God(s)? Is this will evil in a sense?

2007-03-26 11:55:51 · 13 answers · asked by Maikeru 4

*A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

2007-03-26 11:55:01 · 22 answers · asked by leelee 2

um so that means evolution is real? (at least in the video game....please anyone answering this question read the quotes EVOLUTION IS REAL in pokemon at least)

2007-03-26 11:53:03 · 9 answers · asked by its not gay if... 2

2007-03-26 11:51:13 · 12 answers · asked by Yuri 2

http://fundamentalistchristian.ytmnd.com/

Brings in alot of insight on how some of them think, right?

2007-03-26 11:51:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

If the Messiah comes(we know that for you it will be the first time)....and it happens to be Christ ....

what will you make of that one?

2007-03-26 11:50:41 · 5 answers · asked by juanes addicion 6

To me it's my little niece, she makes me laugh.

And ofcourse George Bush....

2007-03-26 11:49:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-26 11:48:01 · 19 answers · asked by . 6