I am. I have returned, and this is judgement day. It is said in the Bible that I would return when there is fire in the Holy Land, and sure enough the war in Iraq is still raging. You cannot dispute my identity. If you doubt me, you are not a true believer. All believers in the Lord and the Bible should send me $1 to prove your faith. I am making a list with your names, and only those whose names I receive will be saved. If you do not have $1, get a friend to send me $1 in your name. If you have no friends, you are not really a Christian and you will not be saved. I will get back to you with the address to send your show of faith to, but I am having difficulty opening a PO Box because the post office requires me to show proof of a permanent address in order to get a box, and as you are aware, I have been in Heaven for the past few hundred years, and they don't issue ID cards there, and for some reason your U.S. government won't take my word for it. But check back soon. God Bless You.
2007-03-20
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