I am. I have returned, and this is judgement day. It is said in the Bible that I would return when there is fire in the Holy Land, and sure enough the war in Iraq is still raging. You cannot dispute my identity. If you doubt me, you are not a true believer. All believers in the Lord and the Bible should send me $1 to prove your faith. I am making a list with your names, and only those whose names I receive will be saved. If you do not have $1, get a friend to send me $1 in your name. If you have no friends, you are not really a Christian and you will not be saved. I will get back to you with the address to send your show of faith to, but I am having difficulty opening a PO Box because the post office requires me to show proof of a permanent address in order to get a box, and as you are aware, I have been in Heaven for the past few hundred years, and they don't issue ID cards there, and for some reason your U.S. government won't take my word for it. But check back soon. God Bless You.
2007-03-20 15:13:36 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Coool! Jesus is on Y!A. my dollar is on the way.....by the way can you cancel all my debt?
2007-03-20 15:19:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey Jesus? Can't you count? you have been in Heaven for thousands of years!! I am 12 and I can do the math. Dude, what are you muslum? Playing a prank on Christians? You make me sick!! Asking for people's money.....PA-lez!! Jesus doesn't want our money. So Jesus, What is my first name? Ha! If you were Jesus you would know. You are not Jesus, you Punk!! You make me angry. You should she the look in my eyes right now!! I am about to scream in discust!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-20 16:50:55 · answer #2 · answered by hannah montana 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get a life a real life in the Lord Jesus
2007-03-20 15:16:48 · answer #3 · answered by Jesus Freak 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Personally I don't believe you I think I would know cuase I am a Christian. I love GOd and I am sure he would reveil himself to everyone and not by the internet. Please I know your a human being please don't say this kind of stuff cause nobody is gonna belive you I meanI might sound like a hypocrite. Sorry
2007-03-20 15:19:47 · answer #4 · answered by Mimi 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well.. you may got all the bible point out right but ain't no Jesus whom God already since more than two thousands years...
so... peace
May Lord be with you!
2007-03-20 15:21:16 · answer #5 · answered by Country Gal 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You must truly think that ALOT more people are as STUPID as this posting !!?!! In fact I'd be willing to think that your name might be JIM & or TAMMY !?! h`a'H'`a'.H`a', "Now as for the times and the seasons; Brothers & >sisters
2007-03-20 18:17:35 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow, yet another closed minded, sarcastic view. Leave people alone. Let them believe what they want, you are just making yourself look incredibly judgmental!!! Why bother in this forum if you're not going to be open minded? It's ridiculous how clever you think you are...Well, guess what? You don't seem clever, you seem uneducated.
2007-03-20 15:23:26 · answer #7 · answered by Nidda 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You have to be kidding! you should get a TV show along with all the other money changers.
2007-03-20 15:26:44 · answer #8 · answered by shirley b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Jesus you got that pony you promised me. the one I prayed to you for when I was nine? you said you would send it to me but I never got it. whats the deal. Also what's the deal with you taking every-ones loved ones huh bub, you think Jesus could get his own woman.
2007-03-20 15:19:55 · answer #9 · answered by corvuequis 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
u haven't been in heaven for that long.
u appeared to St. Faustina in the 1930's.
e-mail me. and if it's the 2nd comming, why is there no crucifix in the sky?
2007-03-20 15:23:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you need paper money for when you have streets of gold in heaven?
2007-03-20 15:19:15 · answer #11 · answered by akov 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋