Hey check this oot- the next time I get chased by the cops...which happens pretty much every week for me...I'm totally gonna carry some beef jerky in my pocket. Some of it, I'm gonna munch, but I am gonna save some, for when they release the K9 units. When the dogs give chase and get close to me, I am going to bribe the dogs with the beef Jerky, then pet them gently, and then run the *% away really fast.
Could I be charged with Bribery of an officer, if they catch me (again)????
Is this a good idea, or what? : )
(PS- I am just kidding. I don't really get chased by the cops every week- it's at least once every couple of days). :D
2006-08-03
09:05:53
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