I have tried tying a brick to it and throwing it in a pool so that its head is barely above water, and then I make small waves that go over his cute sopping wet head, I have tried burying the cat up to its head and getting the weed eater and whipping one of his ears off and I accidentally whipped its nose off too, I have tried placing a golf ball on its head and swinging for a hole in one, I have tried using its exposed head as a football tee and practicing my field goal kicks, I have tried pissing on its squirming head until it gets thirsty enough to drink it up, I have put a sprinkler near its head in order to cool it down on those hot summer nights, I have sprinkled dogfood on and around his head so that our 3 legged dog benji could eat his meal and lick the cat while he's at it, I have tried putting a birthday hat on his head and smashing a cake in his face as he is meowing, I have even farted in his face and all he did was close its eyes.
2006-08-05
08:04:49
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Mike Hawk
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