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Jokes & Riddles - November 2007

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A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or
prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately
springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the
blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot get a firm grip. She tries
to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the
horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping
rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and
throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the
stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her
head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered
against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when ...
the Wal-Mart manager runs over to shut off the horse.

2007-11-20 04:21:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she
stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked
the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a
hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.

She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant
comes out to see how the blonde is faring.

Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde
inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!...

2007-11-20 04:20:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

The first blond guy joke ! The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!

An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.


The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."


(Oh this is GOOD!!)?

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,


" Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."

2007-11-20 04:05:27 · 40 answers · asked by Ginnykitty 7

three kids were walking in to town. their names were shut up manners and trouble. along the way trouble got lost, but the others decided he was in town or at the store already.

shut up and manners got to the store, but manners waited on the porch in case trouble showed up. so shut up went in alone and started looking around for trouble.

the store keeper noticed him and said "hi can i help you?"
"no" said shut up
"i've never seen you in here before, what's your name" asked the store keeper
"shut up" he answered
"come on what;s your name?" the store keeper tried again
"shut up" he shouted irritated
"wheres your manners?" questioned the store keeper
"on the front porch" replied shut up
the store keeper looked disgused. "your looking for trouble aren't you?"
shut up looked surprised "ya how did you guess"

i hear this joke when i was younger.... is it funny?

2007-11-20 04:04:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

I once knew a blonde so dumb that.....

*She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"

* She put lipstick on her forehead beacause she wanted to make up her mind.

* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

* She sent me a fax with stamp on it.

* She tried to drown a fish.

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.

* She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

* She tripped over a cordless phone.

* She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

* She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

* She studied for a blood test.

* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur aroundthe home, she moved.

* When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" She turned around and went home.

2007-11-20 04:00:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-20 03:52:48 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous

a little joke (its old, i kno lol)

2007-11-20 03:50:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back
and forth.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.

The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's 'privates' hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out "I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!

Starworthy???

2007-11-20 03:36:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

Darwin's theory of evolution is often cited as an argument against creation. To be an "evolutionist" means to deny the creation of the world by God. The following citation from Darwin's book (On The Origin of Species, 6th edition, p.429, the closing paragraph of the Conclusion) will probably come as a shock to evolutionists: "There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed by the Creator into a few forms or into one..."

Darwin himself believed that life on earth was started by "the Creator". As it says in Genesis (ch.2, v.7): "...and He (God) breathed into him a breath of life." Everything else is minor variations and details.

How did his students and followers go so far astray with their anti-religious propaganda?

2007-11-20 03:25:22 · 12 answers · asked by brandlet 2

A lawyer and two friends--a Rabbi, and a Hindu holy man--had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.

The farmer said, "There might be a problem. You see, I only have room for two to sleep in the house. So one of you must sleep in the barn."

"No problem," chimed the Rabbi. "My people wandered in the desert for forty years. I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for one evening." With that he departed to the barn, and the others bedded down for the night.

Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door. There stood the Rabbi from the barn. "What's wrong?" asked the farmer. He replied, "I am grateful to you, but I just can't sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn, and my faith believes that is an unclean animal."

His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him. But a few minutes later the same scene reoccurs. There is a knock on the door. "What's wrong?" the farmer asks. The Hindu holy man replies, "I, too, am grateful for your helping us out, but there is a cow in the barn. In my country cows are considered sacred and I can't sleep on holy ground!"

That left only the lawyer to make the change. He grumbled and complained, but went out to the barn. Moments later there was another knock on the farmer's door. Frustrated and tired, the farmer opens the door, and there stood the pig and the cow.

2007-11-20 03:15:43 · 20 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7

little boy goes to social services and says "i dont want to live with mum and dad anymore cos they always beat me"social worker asks "well who would you like to live with?"little boy answers "the welsh rugby tem,cos they dont beat anyone"......

2007-11-20 03:14:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Starworthy?


A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.

He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."

2007-11-20 03:12:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Pls star if you like this one. Thx.


The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral and, to her horror, finds that he's in his brown suit. She'd specifically said to the undertaker that she wanted him buried in his blue suit; she'd brought it especially for that occasion, and she was distressed that the mortician had left him in the same brown suit he'd been wearing when the lightning bolt hit him.

She demanded that the corpse be changed into the blue suit she'd brought especially for that purpose. The undertaker said, "But madam! It's only a minute or two until the funeral is scheduled to begin! We can't possibly take him out and get him changed in that amount of time.

The lady said, "Who's paying for this?" Seeing the logic to this argument, a very reluctant mortician wheeled the coffin out, but then wheeled it right back in a moment later. Miraculously, the corpse was in a blue suit.

After the ceremony, a well-satisfied widow complimented the undertaker on the smooth and speedy service. She especially wanted to know how he'd been able to get her husband into a blue suit so fast. The funeral director said, "Oh, it was easy. It happens that there was another body in the back room and he was already dressed in a blue suit. All we had to do was switch heads!

2007-11-20 03:00:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

at the Vatican. Dopey sidles up to him and says, 'Excuse me, Your Holiness, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?'
The Pope thinks about it and days, 'No Dopey, I don't think there are'
Dopey shuffles from one foot to the other. 'Are there any dwarf nuns in the whole of Europe?' Again, the Pope shakes his head.
Desperately now, Dopey says, ' are there any dwarf nuns in the whole of the world?'
'I'm sorry Dopey, but the answer is still no,' says the Pope. 'Why are you so concerned about this issue anyway?'
Shamefaced, Dopey points to the other six dwarwes who are huddled together in a corner splitting their sides with laughter and chanting 'Dopey sh@gged a penguin!

2007-11-20 02:30:06 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Linz 2Boys Due A Girl 23/07/10♥ 5

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”

The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.” The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers, continue reading….








The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

Moral of the story: Women think they’re so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!

2007-11-20 02:17:54 · 25 answers · asked by ShelFish 4

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

2007-11-20 02:01:05 · 43 answers · asked by layanne1 4

Why do gingers smell? -So the blind can hate them too

A woman has just given birth in the hospital.
When she wakes up from a long sleep the doctor approaches her
"I have some good news and some bad news..."
"What do you mean?!"
"I'm afraid your baby has ginger hair"
"Thank God that's the bad news! What's the good news?"
"He's dead."

Good point bout being ginger:
your chances of gettin kidnapped are significantly reduced.

Just watched that Harry Potter film, but it's pretty unrealistic, I mean ... a ginger kid with two friends.

What do you call a ginger goth?
Duracell

What do you call a room full of gingers?
Inbred

Why aren't gingers lynched?
Would you want to touch one?

How does a redhead get on your nerves then?
Very Gingerly.

What sucks about a ginger then?
Evidently a prostitute with very poor eyesight.

Why does Josh Homme suck at guitar?
Because hes ginger.

What do you call a ginger stood on a wall?
The sun

Women who have ginger kids are a medical miracle.
They could actually give birth and have their period at the same time.

How do you sink an Irish submarine?
Knock on the hatch.
How do you sink another Irish submarine?
Knock on the hatch again, he'll open the window and say 'I'm not falling for THAT again!'

An englishman is carrying a bag of chickens down the road. Intrigued, a passer-by asks him "If I can guess how many chickens are in your bag, can I have one?"
The englishman replies "If you can guess how many chickens are in my bag, you can have them both".

How do you get a goth out of a tree? Cut the rope!

What is the cure for homosexuality?
AIDS.

Q. What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast? A. You can make soldiers out of toast

Q.How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? A: Nobody knows, it's never been tried.

Four chavs drive off a cliff in a Vauxhall Nova. Why is it a shame?
A Vauxhall Nova seats five.

Why is a chav like a Slinky?
Because they have no real use, but it's fun to watch one fall down the stairs.

I wish my lawn was emo, then it'd cut itself

I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.

2007-11-20 01:58:57 · 15 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4

this is to finish a quiz that is bugging me please help!!

2007-11-20 01:41:07 · 11 answers · asked by Brenda C 1

Why did the chicken cross the road?

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

PLATO: For the greater good of man.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

OSAMA BIN LADEN: That chicken knew nothing of its mission (ha ha ha) only that it would be a martyr.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN: I forget.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and uccessfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes.The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

CHARLES DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road... it transcended it.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

BILL CLINTON: I did not, and I repeat, did not have sexual relations with that chicken.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hard working American.

L.A.P.D.: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

GEORGE W. BUSH: The chicken crossed the road because he was an evil-doer, and we smoked him out of his hole and got him on the run!

2007-11-20 01:30:03 · 18 answers · asked by ShelFish 4

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families.

"I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I'll have a basketball team!" said the Catholic.

"That's nothing!'' said the Baptist. ''I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son and I'll have a football team!"

"You both should be ashamed of yourselves!'' said the Mormon. ''I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!"

2007-11-20 01:29:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Pls star if you like this one. Thx.

Two men are in court on drug charges. The judge says, “If, over the weekend, you can persuade enough people to give up drugs, I’ll let you two off.”

Back in court on Monday, the judge asks for their results.

“I persuaded 10 people to give up drugs forever,” the first man says.

“That’s great,” the judge replies. “What did you tell them?”

“I drew two circles; one big, one small. I told them the big circle was their brain before drugs, and the little circle was their brain after drugs.”

The other defendant says, “I got 100 people to give up drugs!”

“One hundred! How?” asks the judge.

“Well, I drew the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and said, ‘This is your asshole before prison...’”

2007-11-20 01:27:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

One day, a priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat. The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of hours. The priest agrees. The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before; the priest says no. He baits the hook for him and says, "Give it a shot, father."
After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it in the boat. The fisherman says, "Whoa, what a big sonofabitch!"

The priest says, "Ah, please sir, can you mind your language?"

The fisherman responds (thinking quickly), "I'm sorry father, but that's what this fish is called---a sonofabitch!"

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the priest. "I didn't know."

After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the bishop. "Eminence, look at this big sonofabitch!"

"Please father," says the bishop. "Mind your language, this is a house of God."

"No, you don't understand," says the priest. "That's what this fish is called, and I caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!"

"Hmmm," says the bishop. "You know, I could clean this sonofabitch and we could have it for dinner."

So the bishop takes the fish and cleans it, and brings it to Mother Superior at the convent.

"Mother Superior, could you cook this sonofabitch for our dinner tonight with the Pope?"

"My lord, what language!" says the mother.

"No, sister," says the bishop. "That's what the fish is called---a sonofabitch! Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook it"

"Hmmm," replies Mother Superior. "Yes, I'll cook that sonofabitch tonight."

While the Pope is over for dinner that evening he remarks that the fish is superb. He asks where they got it.

"I caught the sonofabitch!" says the priest.

"And I cleaned the sonofabitch!" says the bishop.

"And I cooked the sonofabitch!" says Mother Superior.

The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, but then takes off his hat, puts his feet up on the table, and says, "You know, you ******* are all right.".

2007-11-20 01:23:41 · 5 answers · asked by ShelFish 4

Don't Say This to Your New Girlfriend's Parents...
1. My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me.
2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?
3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?
4. Can you believe it! Those idiots at the corner market won't cash my welfare check!
5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times.
6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.
7. Sara is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.
8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it?
9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too.
10. Can I pull my car into your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.

2007-11-20 01:19:54 · 3 answers · asked by ShelFish 4

A Frenchman, a Japanese businessman, and an Arab shiek walk into a bar, but for some reason the Irish person is still the punchline.

2007-11-20 01:18:38 · 12 answers · asked by askthepizzaguy 4

Imagine if i approached you as a wolf, what would you do? choose one of the following scenarios..............- (1) - Snarl and growl and take a menacing stance. (2) - Play hard to get and run away. (3) - Pull out a .303 Hunting Rifle and blow my head off. (4) - Approach Playfully and **** my *****. (5) - Bark loudly at the full Moon and wait for me to make the first move. (6) - Say **** *** mister i dont know who you are and then run away.

2007-11-20 01:09:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Original ones only please!!

2007-11-20 00:39:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

I went to dinner with my husband, a male friend of ours, Jim, and his new girlfriend, Dorothy.

While eating dinner we got on the subject of vacations. Dorothy said that she wanted to go to Gotham City for her next vacation.

I tried to explain to her that it wasn't a real place. She laughed and said "It is, too. It's where Batman lives".

I laughed and looked over at Jim who smiled and told me she was serious. I then tried to explain. "Batman does not exist. Why do you think there have been four of them: Bale, Clooney, Kilmer and Keaton?"

She looked me straight in the eye and said, "That's because he doesn't want anyone to know who he really is."

2007-11-20 00:33:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was
preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a
stop light because I was not really paying attention. I had hot coffee
in my lap and I was running late.

"Great, just great", I moaned.

The driver opened his door, leaned out of his car and stared at me. He
was a dwarf. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.

He said, "I am not happy."

To which I replied, "Well, which one are you then?

2007-11-20 00:32:07 · 10 answers · asked by infobod2nd 4

2007-11-20 00:13:59 · 4 answers · asked by ganges 3

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