A lawyer and two friends--a Rabbi, and a Hindu holy man--had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.
The farmer said, "There might be a problem. You see, I only have room for two to sleep in the house. So one of you must sleep in the barn."
"No problem," chimed the Rabbi. "My people wandered in the desert for forty years. I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for one evening." With that he departed to the barn, and the others bedded down for the night.
Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door. There stood the Rabbi from the barn. "What's wrong?" asked the farmer. He replied, "I am grateful to you, but I just can't sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn, and my faith believes that is an unclean animal."
His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him. But a few minutes later the same scene reoccurs. There is a knock on the door. "What's wrong?" the farmer asks. The Hindu holy man replies, "I, too, am grateful for your helping us out, but there is a cow in the barn. In my country cows are considered sacred and I can't sleep on holy ground!"
That left only the lawyer to make the change. He grumbled and complained, but went out to the barn. Moments later there was another knock on the farmer's door. Frustrated and tired, the farmer opens the door, and there stood the pig and the cow.
2007-11-20 03:15:43 · 20 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fantastic! Loved it! lol.
2007-11-20 11:41:43 · answer #1 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Doctor, a priest and a lawyer are all called to a dying client's house. The rich old man says to the lawyer, the Doctor and Priest being witnesses, "I want to take it all with me. I don't want me vulture relatives to get a cent. Liquidate all my assets. That should come to near three million dollars. I want you each to hold a satchel with a million dollars in cash inside.When the time comes to fill in the hole, toss the satchels down after me." In due time, the old man dies. Much to his relative's chagrin, his last request is honored and the satchels are thrown into the grave. Later, the Doctor, lawyer and priest are in a bar, hoisting a toast to their old client. After a moment's silence the priest says, "Well, now, boys, I know this is unusual, but I'm going to confess to you, rather than the other way round. With my orphanage needing a new roof, I just couldn't toss all that money away. I confess I took out enough to re-roof the orphanage." The Doctor says, "I'm so glad you said that. I felt the same way and took out enough money to fund my free clinich for a year." The Doc and Priest look expectantly at the lawyer, but the lawyer is insensed! He says, "I can't belive that you two, off all people tampered with a man's dying wish. If that's not sacrosanct, what is? I'll have you know that at the bottom of that grave, inside my satchel is my personal check for the entire million..."
2016-05-24 08:05:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It means the lawyer swindled them out of the barn! It was pretty funny!
2007-11-20 04:01:05 · answer #3 · answered by naruto_fan JC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simply superb. An excellent joke. Thanks for sharing it with us all. That the pig and cow could not stand the lawyer is evident.
Without saying what is suggestive, you made the joke all the more funny.
2007-11-20 03:24:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! 8/10!
2007-11-20 03:22:15 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Poor animals!
2007-11-20 04:05:32 · answer #6 · answered by freshlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one, I love lawyers
2007-11-20 03:27:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good and funny again. *
I am painting a picture of you.....hates men and lawyers.
Tells me you got divorced and lost plenty !!!
Don't worry, only joking. thanx for sharing.
2007-11-20 04:40:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl
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2007-11-20 04:06:34 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a good one made my day!
2007-11-20 08:18:48 · answer #10 · answered by soulmate (HERE & FOUND) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋