This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was
preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a
stop light because I was not really paying attention. I had hot coffee
in my lap and I was running late.
"Great, just great", I moaned.
The driver opened his door, leaned out of his car and stared at me. He
was a dwarf. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.
He said, "I am not happy."
To which I replied, "Well, which one are you then?
2007-11-20 00:32:07 · 10 answers · asked by infobod2nd 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
teehee
2007-11-20 00:35:37 · answer #1 · answered by lil_tiger 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 03:08:33 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*gg*
old, but still makes me smile...
I'd love to get the dwarf's reaction on that, though
2007-11-20 00:41:46 · answer #3 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What colour was the car? perhaps it was Noddy
2007-11-20 04:13:35 · answer #4 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ,ha!!
Very funny!!
Gotta tell this one to my daughter!!
She'll love it just as much as me!!
Cheers, 10/10 + *!!
2007-11-20 04:07:19 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! I'd guess he was Grumpy.
2007-11-20 01:10:40 · answer #6 · answered by Marcus M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2007-11-27 04:18:09 · answer #7 · answered by Quinn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-20 01:46:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-11-20 00:36:47 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-20 03:35:09 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋