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2007-11-20 00:39:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ya mama is so fat it takes two trains and a bus to get on her good side.
ya mama is so old she was a waitress at the last supper.
2007-11-20 06:10:54 · answer #1 · answered by Marie S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mommas so short that i can see her feet on her drivers licence.
Yo mommas so poor that she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.
Yo mommas so dumb that when the doctor told her she was pregnant, she asked 'is it mine'?
Yo mommas so greasy she butters bread with her hair
Yo mommas so big, her belly buttons got an echo
Yo mommas so ugly she made an onion cry
2007-11-20 03:41:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark!
Yo mama so old she sat next to Jesus in the first grade!
Yo mama so old she still owes Moses a Dollar!
2007-11-20 07:00:48 · answer #3 · answered by PuNkY n PeRkY..x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat she went out on a date in high heels & came back in sandals
yo momma so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon
yo momma so fat when she went out to eat she looked at the menu and said "okay!"
yo momma so fat when she gets in the elevevator, it has to go down
2007-11-20 00:51:52 · answer #4 · answered by *Casey * 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the beach and tries to sunbathe, a crowd of people comes running over to her trying to push the beached whale back into the ocean.
;O)
2007-11-20 01:06:39 · answer #5 · answered by pir8 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yo momma so fat her clothes got stretch marks.
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Yo momma so stupid I told he rto make up her mind and she went and put lipstick on her forehead
2007-11-20 01:08:38 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Popular 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mommas house is so dirty, the cockroaches drive round in dune buggies.
Yo momma has green hair and thinks she is a tree.
yo momma has a glass eye and she keeps a fish in it.
2007-11-20 01:41:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
stupid: yo mama so stupid she have been given stabbed in a shootout fat: yo mama so fat she makes use of i-ninety 5 as a waterslide undesirable: yo mama so undesirable she does force-bys one the bus short: yo mama so short she has 2 slam dunk her bus fares furry: yo mama so furry she makes the afroman look like homer simpson
2016-10-17 12:14:40 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat, i need a road map just to get round her.
2007-11-20 01:46:42 · answer #9 · answered by Ghost Boy 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Man, Yo Momma is so
2007-11-20 00:45:16 · answer #10 · answered by filthy n' poor 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋