I once knew a blonde so dumb that.....
*She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
* She put lipstick on her forehead beacause she wanted to make up her mind.
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
* She sent me a fax with stamp on it.
* She tried to drown a fish.
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
* She studied for a blood test.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur aroundthe home, she moved.
* When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" She turned around and went home.
2007-11-20 04:00:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know i'm blonde but i love these.
If you have any more, tell me.
2007-11-20 04:01:28 · update #1
All of them are so funny LOL. Here is one I thought was so funny.
There was a blond and she heard ice fishing was relaxing so she decided to try it.
She went and got all the gear and went down to the water and cut a hole in the ice and started fishing all of a sudden she heard a voice MISS YOU CAN NOT FISH THERE.
She looked around and saw know one she picked up her stuff and moved several feet away and cut another hole in the ice. Again she heard a voice say MAM YOU CAN NOT FISH THERE. She looked around again and saw know one and moved several feet again. Yet again she heard the voice say MISS YOU CANNOT FISH THERE. The blond replies are you God ? The voice says no I am the rink attendant. LOL hope this made you laugh.
2007-11-20 04:16:11 · answer #1 · answered by Hugs from Sugar bug 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like the blond in bed with the ruler. OK the cordless phone too.
2007-11-20 04:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by Alf W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the Meow Mix one! I've never heard that one and I love it :-)
I also love the alphabetizing her M&M's because I'm OCD and it sounds like something I'd try to do (Yeah, I'm blonde LOL)
2007-11-20 04:05:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
superb made me snicker mwah ha ha ha ha how r those? a blonde grew to become into dashing alongside the line and grew to become into pulled over through a blonde police officer. The blonde driving force grew to become into asked to teach the police offficer her licence. She couldnt discover it and have been given steadily agitated till she asked what does it look like? The policewomean reported its sq. and has your photograph on it.ultimately she got here upon a sq. mirror appeared at it and exceeded it to the police officer.The cop looks at it and says sorry you may bypass. i didnt comprehend you have been a police officer 11 women human beings have been protecting ontro a rope and that they mandatory one individual to permit bypass in any different case the rope might snap. there have been ten blondes and one brunette. quickly the brunette gave a incredible speech approximately how she grew to become into going to permit bypass and he or she needed them to be responsive to that she had had a incredible existence she finished and alll the blondes........clapped
2016-10-17 12:35:08 · answer #4 · answered by layden 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i LOVE all of them especially the M&M's, fax, grocery store, ruler, blood test, Meow Mix, and the 44 bus
did you made them up???
2007-11-20 04:34:06 · answer #5 · answered by made in 1989 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The crime one is best, but the Meow Mix is a close second.
2007-11-20 04:17:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One
2007-11-20 04:25:23 · answer #7 · answered by tig 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one with the concentrate OJ was the funiest to me, great!
2007-11-20 04:05:37 · answer #8 · answered by dogriver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She got fired from the m&m factory when she was caught throwing away the Es and Ws!
2007-11-20 04:08:08 · answer #9 · answered by Chelly! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the one looking at the OJ box, that's funny!!!
2007-11-20 04:08:31 · answer #10 · answered by Reeze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋