The first blond guy joke ! The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!
An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
(Oh this is GOOD!!)?
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
" Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."
2007-11-20 04:05:27 · 40 answers · asked by Ginnykitty 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry stole your joke and just rang my friends i love it, i did leave you a star as payment thanks
2007-11-20 09:13:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How would that joke have gone down I wonder had you have decribed the 'blonde guy' as a 'curley black haired guy' You would have been called a racist I think.
2016-04-05 00:13:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that 1 millions of times before. but ur right about the blond guy part
2007-11-20 04:07:51 · answer #3 · answered by Leah C 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That joke is old and it's not the first blonde guy joke. I've heard almost all blonde jokes told with a guy instead of a chick.
2007-11-20 04:14:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lmao im blonde an i laugh loader at blond jokes than anyone!
2007-11-20 04:36:36 · answer #5 · answered by vontingting 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the joke is old and use to be funny and how the HECK do YOU get 35 PEOPLE to respond to your joke, what the heck is up with that?!! I can never get more than 4 people to respond to mine, geez, some people get all the luck.
2007-11-20 04:31:16 · answer #6 · answered by Nathaniel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-11-20 04:28:27 · answer #7 · answered by notthatagain 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's good, but it is not the first blonde guy joke. I know another one, but I don't think yahoo would let me put it on here.
2007-11-20 04:11:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny.
2007-11-20 04:11:28 · answer #9 · answered by Alice 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HaHaHaHaHa
big kiss 4 you
xxx
2007-11-20 04:09:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've heard this before, except hair colr wasn't used....he was a polish guy.
2007-11-20 04:08:53 · answer #11 · answered by goldenbear733 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋