A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or
prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately
springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the
blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot get a firm grip. She tries
to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the
horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping
rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and
throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the
stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her
head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered
against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when ...
the Wal-Mart manager runs over to shut off the horse.
2007-11-20 04:21:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard it before and you can kind of see the punch line coming.......sorry.
2007-11-20 04:24:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is she just blonde or does she have mental issues as well? Haha, very funny though.
2007-11-20 12:30:53 · answer #2 · answered by Frosty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LUV blonde jokes and thins one is flipin funny !!!
u should post more blonde jokes!
2007-11-20 12:26:09 · answer #3 · answered by taaaaaaaaar (: 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS GOOD.
I AM SENDING IT TO EVERY BLOND FRIEND I KNOW! THEY ALL LIKE TO HEAR BLOND JOKES THAT ARE A LITTLE MORE THAN JUST TIRED AND OVERDONE!
2007-11-20 12:32:21 · answer #4 · answered by Tonia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-11-20 12:28:53 · answer #5 · answered by freshlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was too ramdom for me, I didn't get it :( it was funny tho, I guess?
2007-11-20 12:25:30 · answer #6 · answered by ya90ya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!
haha.
it actually
cheered me
up... 9/10 for this one
2007-11-23 19:57:49 · answer #7 · answered by . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good . donot adopt jokes in real life.
2007-11-20 12:26:31 · answer #8 · answered by muna-2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-11-20 12:26:22 · answer #9 · answered by Jen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-20 12:25:19 · answer #10 · answered by sammi-sumskins 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋