Jokes & Riddles - March 2007

2007-03-03 09:55:26 · 10 answers · asked by SadToday22 3

It turned into a field....

2007-03-03 09:47:21 · 20 answers · asked by makhulu 1

My vote is that it was either sex, excrement, or flatulence. I would say in-laws, but marriage was a later stage invention. What do you think it was?

2007-03-03 09:45:11 · 25 answers · asked by Hauntedfox 5

2007-03-03 09:36:40 · 9 answers · asked by Bianca H 2

I am being mentallty abused and very little pushed or hair puled please some one help

2007-03-03 09:34:37 · 6 answers · asked by Bianca H 2

Just to let you know the moon is eclipsing in the UK. it is not actually going out. it will be back later.

2007-03-03 09:21:44 · 23 answers · asked by raybbies 5

when the engines fail.God says girls jump out and whatever you shout when you leave you will land on,the brown haired girl jumps and shouts WATER,and she lands in water.The ginger girl jumps out and shouts pillows,and she lands on pillows,The blond jumps out and and shouts weeeeeeee!

2007-03-03 09:20:05 · 19 answers · asked by rageon1977 1

I mean all off.

2007-03-03 09:16:49 · 19 answers · asked by fay v 2

2007-03-03 09:14:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

A farmer is in a barn,
in the barn there's 12 chicken,
15 goats,
5 dogs,
and 6 cats.
The farmers wife walks in.
How many feet are in the barn all together.

I know the answer, I just wanna see if you do. :)

2007-03-03 09:01:50 · 11 answers · asked by Jackie 1

this is a stupid riddle:

Whats heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?

i swear everyone i asked so far got it wrong, maybe people on Y!A are smarter

2007-03-03 08:58:38 · 17 answers · asked by hairspray queen 5

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,

If you can overlook when people take things out on you,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can face the world without lies and deceit,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep soundly every night.....

2007-03-03 08:52:07 · 31 answers · asked by kenmauiphoto 5

2007-03-03 08:46:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

i turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

2007-03-03 08:44:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-03 08:40:55 · 11 answers · asked by makhulu 1

Now THATS what I call Being resourceful!

2007-03-03 08:40:40 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous

They were spray-painting grafitti on a chain-link fence.

2007-03-03 08:32:12 · 4 answers · asked by ? 6

I want a lot of jokes from people and the funniest joke will win 10 points. Any type of joke works... TRY 2 BE ORIGINAL!!! old jokes work!!!

2007-03-03 08:32:07 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

whats that about?

2007-03-03 08:26:23 · 12 answers · asked by Ms.J 2

Goes up to the Tom Cruise lookalike shaking cocktails behind the bar and says, "Make me one with everything."

2007-03-03 08:13:23 · 14 answers · asked by makhulu 1

Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?

2007-03-03 08:12:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

A heartbroken women takes her two recently deceased cats to the taxidermist.
"I would like you to stuff my cats so I can see them everyday" she says.
The taxidermist asks "Would you like them mounted madam??" to which she replies "No, just lying down will be fine"

2007-03-03 08:03:04 · 7 answers · asked by jim b 2

They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?

2007-03-03 08:02:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Is the definition of a gentleman someone who pulls her nighty down when hes finished?

2007-03-03 07:51:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-03 07:47:58 · 10 answers · asked by judd gabriel 2

A one armed bandit hanging off a cliff with an itchy a*se!

2007-03-03 07:46:58 · 13 answers · asked by rageon1977 1

In the series Primeval, metallic objects are pulled through the time anomallies. So the objects will have been there for millions of years. Then Tony Robinson and his mates of the Time Team come along and dig it up in the present time, what are they going to think.

2007-03-03 07:45:34 · 3 answers · asked by pete_parkes 3

To become a Smartie!!

2007-03-03 07:45:19 · 13 answers · asked by sxy latina XXX 1

2007-03-03 07:43:55 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,"Mommy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.
Went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?'
She replied,"What happened to my booger."

2007-03-03 07:42:56 · 15 answers · asked by Valkyrie of Lor 6