**Funny Jokes**?

Question

I want a lot of jokes from people and the funniest joke will win 10 points. Any type of joke works... TRY 2 BE ORIGINAL!!! old jokes work!!!

Answer 1

a woman on a beach with no arms and no legs is crying. i guy was up to her and asks "why are you crying?" she says "i've never been hugged before." he hugs her and leaves. he comes back later and asks "why are you still crying?" she says "i've never been kissed before." he hugs her again and leaves. he comes back later and sees her crying again. she says "i've never been screwed before." he picks her up and throws her into the ocean and says "now you're screwed."

Answer 2

this is an old joke but a good one.this joke is being told to a female by a male.the male ask his female friend "lets pretend you are on a camping trip,you awaken the next morning and cant recall any details of the night before, its vague and hazy,you are on your hands and knees with dirt and grass stains on the palms of your hands and your knees.and theres a used condom hanging out your ***! would you tell anybody? the female looks horrified and says "no way!" her friend looks at her and ask "want to go camping?"