If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
If you can overlook when people take things out on you,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep soundly every night.....
2007-03-03 08:52:07 · 31 answers · asked by kenmauiphoto 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Baby?
A Dog?
2007-03-03 08:54:40 · answer #1 · answered by Amish Rebel 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wally Cleaver
A Vulcan
A Waitress
Me!
LOL
2007-03-03 17:06:18 · answer #2 · answered by Senorita Margarita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This almost sounded like me until I got to the tension part, I do need the medical help for that part. Sorry i don't know who it is!
2007-03-03 17:23:40 · answer #3 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Non dependant. Also some christian qualitie too.
Sounds like something to aspire to!
I only can do 7 of them!!! Looks like we all just have to keep trying! (and pray for these abilities)
OH my god - my son has 8 and he is only 8!!
2007-03-03 17:04:14 · answer #4 · answered by Nic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Buddhist.
2007-03-03 17:19:27 · answer #5 · answered by Kihee Meow 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost too normal!
Also, liquor may relax you in the short run, but it the long run, it SUCKS!
2007-03-03 16:55:25 · answer #6 · answered by serenityfan76 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A Saint?
2007-03-03 16:55:16 · answer #7 · answered by fried_twinkie1 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A pet, especially a cat or dog.
2007-03-03 16:56:27 · answer #8 · answered by kmv 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An angel? I dont know of anybody on earth that this describes.
2007-03-03 16:56:12 · answer #9 · answered by Damn!™sumgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a highly medicated mental patient
2007-03-03 17:21:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋