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Goes up to the Tom Cruise lookalike shaking cocktails behind the bar and says, "Make me one with everything."

2007-03-03 08:13:23 · 14 answers · asked by makhulu 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

Ha hahahahahahahah Had to be a monk hahahaha
The old monk sobs, "The word is celebrate."

2007-03-03 09:16:10 · answer #1 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 1 0

clever, but whats the relevance of the tom cruise lookalike?

I'm sorry after reading the rest of the answers to your joke i feel i must point out what the joke is.
A buddhist monk "make me one with everything"
in a spiritual way.... get it yet? ...... oh F*** it forget it.....

2007-03-03 08:20:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hot dogs spring to mind !

2007-03-03 08:24:27 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0 0

Best joke of the month! Made me laugh out loud (FOTGLMAO)
10 out of 10!

2007-03-03 08:17:19 · answer #4 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 0 1

It's better if he approaches a hot dog vendor....

2007-03-03 08:17:02 · answer #5 · answered by Buckaroo Banzai 3 · 0 0

i thought it was a hot dog stand

2007-03-03 08:16:46 · answer #6 · answered by silentnonrev 7 · 0 0

Where is the joke/

2007-03-03 10:02:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha,Ha,Ha,good one.

2007-03-03 08:16:59 · answer #8 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0 0

So what is the joke?

2007-03-03 08:25:42 · answer #9 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0 0

ye good one

2007-03-03 10:25:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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