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when the engines fail.God says girls jump out and whatever you shout when you leave you will land on,the brown haired girl jumps and shouts WATER,and she lands in water.The ginger girl jumps out and shouts pillows,and she lands on pillows,The blond jumps out and and shouts weeeeeeee!

2007-03-03 09:20:05 · 19 answers · asked by rageon1977 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

Omg this is such an old joke but it still made me laugh! I love blond jokes!

2007-03-03 09:26:53 · answer #1 · answered by Momof2 3 · 1 1

a blonde pulls up in a car in a petrol station gets out shuts the door and realises she locked the keys inside. So she goes in to ask the petrol clerk if she could borrow something to jimmy the lock. She gets a metal coat hanger and proceeds outside to the car and starts rattling the hanger inside the lock of the door while another blonde in the car is saying ......up a bit...... down a bit....... nearly........ try again

2007-03-03 17:30:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Funnnnny

2007-03-03 17:23:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My goodnesss that is an old one. I heard it first in primary school some 20 years ago

2007-03-03 17:24:49 · answer #4 · answered by Jolly Jo Jo 3 · 0 1

let me guess ur kid came home from school the other day and told u tht and u thought t'was really funny! i remember that 1 from when i was in primary school! im now 21! hahahahaha

2007-03-03 17:41:21 · answer #5 · answered by nat l 2 · 0 1

A good dumb blonde joke.

2007-03-03 17:44:48 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0 0

haha

2007-03-04 05:16:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wyy were they going to Mexico? I don't understand!!!!!!

2007-03-03 17:50:06 · answer #8 · answered by CIARAN D 2 · 0 1

lol . v.good
8/10
hee hee hee

2007-03-03 18:23:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lol...Good one

2007-03-03 17:25:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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