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2007-02-26 21:26:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous
An amish family was spending a night at an American Hotel. They were very surprised with all of the things they saw. One thing that really caught their attention was the silver walls that opened and closed. They decided to watch and see what happened.
A lady in a wheelchair rolls up to the silver walls, and presses the button. The silver walls open, she rolls in, doors go closed, then they watch the numbers light up to the highest, then down. The doors open and a pretty young woman walks out.
The boy looks at his father and the father looks at his boy. Then the father quietly whispered to the boy, "Go get your mother!"
2007-02-26 21:26:14 · 6 answers · asked by me here, where are you? 3
Bloke in his 90's is at hospital, the nurse hands him a jar for him to give a seman sample, the nurse understanding the old mans age tells to go home and come back the next day with the sample.
The man gets home, and in his bedroom he tries with his left hand, then his right hand, then both! just no good. So he calls for assistance from his wife, she enters the bedroom and tries left hand, then her right hand, then both, then with her mouth, teeth in, teeth out.... still no good!
In a last ditch attempt the wife calls Ethel next door over to try! again she tries left hand, then her right hand, then both, then with her mouth, teeth in, teeth out.... still no good!
So the next day the old man returns to the hospital, the nurse looks at the dissapointed face of the man and says "so what happend?" The man replies "I tried, my wife tried.. even Ethel just couldn't get the lid off the jar you gave me!!!"
2007-02-26 21:23:41 · 9 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.
"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."
The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"
The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."
and i asked how funny is this so it's a question..strange rule
2007-02-26 21:13:07 · 8 answers · asked by conan 4
Over the cliff by Hugo First
The cat's revenge by Claude Bottom
Add ur own... it can be as mad and as rude as you want...!!
2007-02-26 21:08:31 · 4 answers · asked by Vicky_Icky 3
A black guy comes home to his mexican wife & tells her 'bout a costume party at work in a few days. He tells her 2 go out & find him a costume. So the next day before he goes 2 work he kisses his wife goodbye & reminds her,"don't forget 2 get me a costume". So the day goes by he gets home & sees his costume & tries it on. He walks out of the bedroom & tells her,"what the hell is this!!" "I'm a black man I can't go as the pilsbury doughboy". So the next day she goes back & finds him a new costume. He gets home & asks for his costume....she says it's in the bedroom, try it on. He comes back out & says, " What the fc
2007-02-26
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2007-02-26 20:58:22 · 16 answers · asked by kirsty m 3
A boat has a stair outside with 4 steps separated by 10 inchs between them...
The tie is going up and climbing 5 inchs per hour, and it's already in the first step.
How long will it take untill the water cover the last step?
2007-02-26 20:54:59 · 19 answers · asked by pervertidamente 2
and the boy broom replies "They're not mine ....we haven"t even swept together"
2007-02-26 20:53:56 · 2 answers · asked by molly 6
What in your opinion would be a great song to sung for an english project... We cant sing with music... So, songz please..!!
-tq 4 ur help-
:)
2007-02-26 20:47:51 · 6 answers · asked by Vicky_Icky 3
2007-02-26 20:46:01 · 2 answers · asked by EVA J 4
we were driving along the day , and my wife said i want
something that will go 0 to a180 in 4 seconds,
SO I BOUGHT HER A SET OF BATHROOM SCALES
2007-02-26 20:43:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous
Chap walks in to the bar, amazed he rubs his eyes, there infront of him was this tiny man about 1 foot tall playing the piano!! The little man was superb, the music filled the bar.
The chap couldn't contain himself, he ran to the bar and shouted "barman, barmen... tell me where you got the piano player!!"
The barmen replied, very unhappyly "Don't talk to me about that bloody Pianist".
"But he's amazing, you must tell me about him!" exclaimed the chap.
"O.k, O.k," Said the barman, "Just promise me you'll drop the subject after?!"
"For sure!" replied the chap.
"Well," said the barman "I was tidying the cellar and I came across this bottle, I rubbed the dust off and to my amazement, a genie popped out and granted me one wish, he said speek clearly because the Genie had a slight hearing problem!" The barman stopped for a second and shook is head "Well, all I can say is I didn't ask for an 18" Pianist!!!"
2007-02-26 20:43:31 · 5 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3
2007-02-26 20:01:01 · 30 answers · asked by Nattuvetty P 1
2007-02-26 19:34:33 · 5 answers · asked by Kelp 2
Why a lion and a tiger will never meet in the forest
2007-02-26 18:58:14 · 19 answers · asked by alao a 1
2007-02-26 18:30:27 · 17 answers · asked by some chic 1
2007-02-26 18:16:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous
Most creative (and still coherent) wins the coveted 10 points!!!
2007-02-26 18:02:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous
"Do you lava ..me like I lava(love) you?"
2007-02-26 18:00:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.
"What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"
2007-02-26 17:59:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous
I have 50 white socks and 50 black socks. If you where in my room and i asked you to get me some socks but the light went out and you couldn't see, how many socks would you need to get to get a pair?
2007-02-26 17:26:31 · 21 answers · asked by hector6man 2
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decipher please.
2007-02-26 17:18:50 · 4 answers · asked by PDTN 2
once while taking tuitions- there were two students i was teaching one of class four and the othr of kg. the boy of first had to write an essay on my mother. to help him i asked how much beautiful is your mother write it. he was excited and said my mother is very beautiful she is most beautiful in the world, she is first in beauty in the world.
amused i smiled,and said to the other boy, "look what your friend is saying, ok now you tell me how beautiful is your mother.
he said, if his mother is first then my mother has to be second.
i was very pleased with the witty answer and laughed the whole afternoon. in the evening when my teenage son returned from collage, i told him the joke, and then with high hopes i asked him,
"son tell me what you feel how beautiful is your mother"
he smiled and said, "sorry, can't do anything, your place comes third now." i still remember this funny moment and will till my endbut now my question to you is how beautiful is your mother?
2007-02-26 16:41:09 · 12 answers · asked by prs 6
IM SOFA KING WE TARD ID
2007-02-26 16:38:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous
WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. I AM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES.. OR.. I WILL APPEAR ONE DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE PAGES. (THIS IS NOT FROM ME BUT I HAVE TO SEND IT CAUSE I FEEL SCARED OFF IT.. SO I DID WHAT IT SAID..YOU SHOULD TOO)
2007-02-26 16:26:16 · 17 answers · asked by XD 2
I told you not to read it! Now you're just wasting your time...
2007-02-26 16:22:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous
The answer is ........There is no f in way! hahahaha
2007-02-26 16:21:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous
2007-02-26 16:16:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous
2007-02-26 15:58:53 · 8 answers · asked by ad_sessionrd 2
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