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we were driving along the day , and my wife said i want
something that will go 0 to a180 in 4 seconds,
SO I BOUGHT HER A SET OF BATHROOM SCALES

2007-02-26 20:43:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Oh mate, are you in trouble for this. what's the betting a woman violates you..hahahah.

2007-02-26 23:11:07 · answer #1 · answered by David 4 · 0 0

It was the wife's Birthday last week, So I bought her a new Bag and a belt.....the hoover runs a treat now!

2007-02-26 20:54:27 · answer #2 · answered by king_badger 3 · 0 0

bet she loved lol 10

2007-02-26 20:47:04 · answer #3 · answered by conan 4 · 0 0

did you want to spend a week in hospital and a month on the couch?

2007-02-26 20:48:50 · answer #4 · answered by ellierckworld 3 · 0 0

ha ha haaaaa your going to get it 10/10

2007-02-26 20:58:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I bet you won't be getting any for a while...

2007-02-26 21:15:17 · answer #6 · answered by popo dean 5 · 0 0

ouch

2007-02-26 23:12:47 · answer #7 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 0 0

lol.....8/10

2007-02-27 00:53:38 · answer #8 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0 0

not funny too

2007-02-26 20:47:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

not funni

2007-02-26 20:46:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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