i am in hospital, got rushed in last night! can you cheer me up?

Answer 1

:o) keep your chin up.. i at home on pain killers cos i fell over at the weekend and cracked my ribs!!! it was soo funny at the time..
hope you OK.. phone for a pizza.. don't eat their food!!

Answer 2

Yes I think I can. If you are in hospital then it means that you should be on the way to mend. So you can only go up from now onwards. Look around you and will see alot of people worse off then you. Think positive and try to work with the doctors in order to get well and strong again realy quickley.

Get well and look after yoursef my dear.

Answer 3

Hope you get well soon :)

Heres a joke for you

Why did the crab blush?

Because he saw the bottom of the sea.

Answer 4

They give you internet in hospitals now??
...what am I doing here at work when I could be in a bed accessing Yahoo answers!!?
lol

xx

Answer 5

Ok i tell you a joke:
once there was a girl who wore a skirt to pick coconuts. she climbed up the tree and one old man looked up.
she went home and told her mother and her mother scolded her "he was looking at you panties!" the next day, she went to do the same thing. she told her mum about it and her mum ask why she did that again and she replied "don't worry mum, i wasn't wearing my panties today"

Answer 6

Listen to some of Craig Ferguson's monologue's

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/latelate/comedy/

They always cheer me up.

Get better soon.

Peace,
LFotF

Answer 7

Hope these make you chuckle!

I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel.
Tim Vine

And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, this is my livelihood.'
Tim Vine

But I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
Tim Vine

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought 'he's trying to pull a fast one'.
Tim Vine

I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.
Tim Vine

I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.
Tim Vine

Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets.
Tim Vine

Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.
Tim Vine

So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'
Tim Vine

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
Tim Vine

So I rang up British Telecom, I said "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again".
Tim Vine

So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'
Tim Vine

So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays".
Tim Vine

So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?". I said "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
Tim Vine

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"
Tim Vine

So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions".
Tim Vine

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness".
Tim Vine

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
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You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
Tim Vine

You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter.
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Answer 8

i think you only have 24 hours to live.

i was supposed to tell you yesterday


just kidding :)

Answer 9

I wish you roses

Answer 10

I love you