An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.
"What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"
2007-02-26 17:59:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL ,very good.
2007-02-26 18:10:34 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like that time I had sex with a black girl.
2007-02-27 02:59:55 · answer #2 · answered by chit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe. teasing the gud old aussie bloke now are we? lol, nice one, thanx for the laugh..
2007-02-27 11:08:38 · answer #3 · answered by flee1906 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew he was going to have sex with some animal
2007-02-27 02:04:09 · answer #4 · answered by heidi v 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm exciting?!
2007-02-27 02:02:37 · answer #5 · answered by molliehollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats sooo great~!
2007-02-27 02:03:16 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one, I can wait for Friday to tells all my friends at the pub, thanks.
2007-02-27 02:04:03 · answer #7 · answered by Javy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting
2007-02-27 02:04:00 · answer #8 · answered by Gone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-02-27 03:59:39 · answer #9 · answered by pay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
strange but funny!
2007-02-27 02:28:33 · answer #10 · answered by CHARLIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋