Bloke in his 90's is at hospital, the nurse hands him a jar for him to give a seman sample, the nurse understanding the old mans age tells to go home and come back the next day with the sample.
The man gets home, and in his bedroom he tries with his left hand, then his right hand, then both! just no good. So he calls for assistance from his wife, she enters the bedroom and tries left hand, then her right hand, then both, then with her mouth, teeth in, teeth out.... still no good!
In a last ditch attempt the wife calls Ethel next door over to try! again she tries left hand, then her right hand, then both, then with her mouth, teeth in, teeth out.... still no good!
So the next day the old man returns to the hospital, the nurse looks at the dissapointed face of the man and says "so what happend?" The man replies "I tried, my wife tried.. even Ethel just couldn't get the lid off the jar you gave me!!!"
2007-02-26 21:23:41 · 9 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like 9
2007-02-26 21:28:06 · answer #1 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
har harhar lmao hehehehe snork snork.
2007-02-27 05:32:11 · answer #2 · answered by Goanna Dundee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried, but just couldn't.>>>>Poor old joke!!
2007-02-27 05:35:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you saved the old man's rep didn't you --nice
2007-02-27 05:27:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-27 05:27:38 · answer #5 · answered by Armin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2007-02-27 09:16:12 · answer #6 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!HA!HA! good one
2007-02-27 10:11:11 · answer #7 · answered by Christina K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! lol..lol..thx
2007-02-27 06:07:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...poor old guy!!!!
2007-02-27 06:02:57 · answer #9 · answered by Jessie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋