Jokes & Riddles - February 2007

im trying to get someone to laugh, thx

2007-02-27 12:24:25 · 19 answers · asked by jimmyz755 2

If a grizzly bear, a black bear, and a polar bear came to your house what direction did they come from?

A:North
B:East
C:South
D:West

WHY?

2007-02-27 12:23:18 · 13 answers · asked by candy 2

A man looks at a photograph and says "brothers and sisters have i none. but that mans fathers is my fathers son." the man himself is not in the picture. who is he?

2007-02-27 12:20:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

would you rather swim in a pool of blood.....the blood of your frens and family....

or....

would you rather be in a room full of crazy psychopathics, rapist, and reatards....they are not friendly people..


(if ur gonna answer this, dont say why would i do that in the 1st place?...you wouldnt want to....thats the point of it. yea so anyways..choose wisely)

2007-02-27 12:12:26 · 23 answers · asked by das wasup! 1

here it goes: "I am a meer creature,a creature of habit...I live up to all that my name implies..be it in Spanish,German,English or plagarized.My kind are belittled by menial tasks inspite of my ask,due respect i still lack. The house in which my ancestors resided was black? "My freedom is just an illusive gambit. At the hands of rogue my hands was habit A mere position im i passed from one another that dementia that befell me was a malady, not my druther the ending draws near,how and why..i cant say the part given me ends in triumph i pray I NEED TO KNOW THE NAME OF THE PERSON-this is a clue i have been trying to for weeks but i cant find it and its due tomorrow please if you know it can you tell me thanks!!!!

2007-02-27 12:11:45 · 4 answers · asked by flavishizzle♥ 1

It’s always here, but always there,

It can be used to blow a hair.

If it’s in front of you, don’t look around,

Cos it has no smell, it makes no sound.

2007-02-27 11:58:51 · 16 answers · asked by imakika m 1

My is when somebody's doing something in a serious way but they don't realize how retarted they're acting, kind of like peter from family guy.

2007-02-27 11:58:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-27 11:52:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks,
"Bartender, got any specials today?"

Bartender answers, "Yes, as a matter of
fact we have a new drink, invented by
a regular here, he's a gynocologist."

It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka."

The guy asks, "Good grief, what do you call that?

The bartender replied, "It's a "Pabst Smir".

2007-02-27 11:47:28 · 11 answers · asked by John P 6

i need the day month and year pronto

2007-02-27 11:45:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

What is the funniest/strangest pick-up line you have used, or has been used on you. Did the pick-up line work for you?

2007-02-27 11:45:29 · 12 answers · asked by Cookie Monster 5

2007-02-27 11:39:39 · 13 answers · asked by SugaLova 2

basically i think my battery died (i charged it for 3 days and it still doesnt work... basically a blower) should i send it in for a new battery or something or just get a new one

2007-02-27 11:36:43 · 7 answers · asked by moonoword38 1

ok so there is a murder in an old abandoned warehouse and there is a table and four chairs. there are also 53 bicycles. wat happened?? first person to get it get best answer!!

2007-02-27 11:34:17 · 14 answers · asked by quiksilverdude123 2

just wondering

2007-02-27 11:33:27 · 13 answers · asked by killer 1

An airliner crashes lands exactly on the border of Montana and Alberta. Half the plane is in Alberta and the other half in Montana. According to international law, where would you bury the survivors?

2007-02-27 11:30:53 · 21 answers · asked by Lolipop 2

Her name is Reese "something"

2007-02-27 11:28:20 · 5 answers · asked by John P 6

Iam asking the same qustion as my freind smelly bob.

2007-02-27 11:19:13 · 7 answers · asked by ♫glassmask♫ 2

2007-02-27 11:10:28 · 22 answers · asked by Ralph 2

A guy out on the golf course took a high-speed ball right to the nuts. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. When he finally got himself to the doctor, he asked,“How bad is it, Doc? I’m going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancé is still a virgin.”
The doctor said, “I’ll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay in about two weeks.” Then the doctor took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art.
The guy mentioned none of this to his girl and the two got married. On their honeymoon night, she opened her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts and told him, “You’ll be the first; no one has ever touched these before.”
The new husband dropped his pants and said, “Look at this — it’s still in the crate!”

2007-02-27 11:09:32 · 6 answers · asked by BUSHIDO 7

There was this guy who lived on the tenth floor of a building. Everyday he'd go on the elevator to the 7th floor and then walk through the stairs all the way to the 10th floor. But when it rained, he would use the elevator all the way to the 10th floor instead. Why did he do this?

2007-02-27 11:08:40 · 8 answers · asked by livelaughlove™ <3(: 5

why?

2007-02-27 11:08:25 · 12 answers · asked by blueberry 3

It's not file protocol....My nephews have been using it a lot (teens), everytime I ask w hat it means they start to laugh so it can't be anything nice... all they say is blame George
Any ideas?

2007-02-27 11:07:05 · 5 answers · asked by gone from here too 4

bill clinton came home one day with 2 pigs the secret servent agent said what are those bill said raisorback hogs i got one for hillary and one for janet reno to wich the secrete servent replied good trade sir he he he

2007-02-27 11:05:28 · 14 answers · asked by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7

A man walks in2 the bar. There is a sign above the bar that read "If u can make a horse laugh u get free beer all night." the man goes 'is that true?' The bartender says, "Yea, if u can make that horse laugh I will give you free beer all night." The man walks outside goes up 2 the horse and wispers something in his ear. The horse starts laughing. The man walks back inside the bar The bar tender grabs him a beer and says, "Now I have to change that sign." The next day the same man walks into the bar & there is a sign above the bar that reads "If you can make a horse cry you get free beer all night." The man asks the bartender and again if he is serious and he reply, "Yep go ahead." The man walks up to the horse and the horse starts crying. he walks back inside and the bartender goes how did you make horse laugh and cry like that?" The man replies," to make him laugh I told him mine was bigger then his, to make him cry I showed him."

2007-02-27 11:04:12 · 9 answers · asked by Jacki 2

what goes up the hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4 legs

2007-02-27 10:58:46 · 6 answers · asked by 3milie 3

i need some funny jokes plzzz help

2007-02-27 10:47:11 · 4 answers · asked by heyyall 2

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

2007-02-27 10:40:00 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-27 10:37:14 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

if you throw me off a building, i will not break, but if you put me into water, i will...what am i?

2007-02-27 10:31:35 · 11 answers · asked by shine 3