what goes up the hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4 legs
2007-02-27 10:58:46 · 6 answers · asked by 3milie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa.” Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.” This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Okay says the lawyer, your turn.
She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworker, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500. The blonde says, “Thank you”, and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
And you thought blondes were dumb.
2007-02-27 11:03:13 · answer #1 · answered by Jackinthebox 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An old man with a cane has 3 legs...
He goes up the hill, where there is a wishing well.
He wished that he was 20 years younger and he had a beautiful girlfriend. He gets his wish, throws away his cane and...
A young man and his girlfriend come down the hill (4 legs)...
That is the most creative answer ever... gimme 10 points!
2007-02-27 19:03:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bill Clinton, (on his way up the hill, with a "third leg") and Bill and Monica, coming down together, after it's over!
2007-02-27 19:02:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a man went up hill walked with a stick and went down riding a horse
2007-02-27 19:03:44 · answer #4 · answered by perfectlypretty1121 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An amputee who is picking up his prosthesis from a manufacturer that is located on a hill.
2007-02-27 19:02:17 · answer #5 · answered by Skyhawk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man going up with his stick and crawling down later.
2007-02-27 22:25:08 · answer #6 · answered by Traveller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋