Jokes & Riddles - February 2007

"Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honor got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby, walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... "




















































































What is unusual about it? first person to get it right gets ten points!

2007-02-27 15:17:04 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

All my life I eat, but when I drink I die. What am I?

2007-02-27 15:06:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anna 3

thanks in advance...:-)

2007-02-27 15:03:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

I got to buy it and throw it at a guy...and if possible..can u tell me how much the book weighs? XD

2007-02-27 15:02:34 · 10 answers · asked by sWANG :D 2

2007-02-27 14:55:03 · 6 answers · asked by shortshooter04 1

2007-02-27 14:54:07 · 5 answers · asked by shortshooter04 1

you have ever seen....?

2007-02-27 14:47:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

The one who spits the best rhyme will get the best answer!

2007-02-27 14:47:37 · 7 answers · asked by LooK iM sO wHiTe 3

2007-02-27 14:36:47 · 8 answers · asked by *girl* w/ *no name* 2

2007-02-27 14:35:49 · 9 answers · asked by mr_cheesedanish 1

when you hear this...LoL..?

2007-02-27 14:35:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-27 14:35:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-27 14:24:32 · 8 answers · asked by Daniel O 1

ok i have this school thing but i can not figure it out is has to be something like this First a genral on he went to be our nationns president he led the troops at vally forge last name first hes washington gorge pleast help me

2007-02-27 14:21:15 · 14 answers · asked by vadakay 1

2007-02-27 14:13:19 · 16 answers · asked by chris j 7

1: What is heavier?
A pound of feathers or a pound of lead?

2: Two coins equal 30 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?

3: (This one's from Jurassic Park. I couldn't resist.) What do you call a blind dinosaur? His dog?

2007-02-27 14:08:55 · 4 answers · asked by deadlyangelloki 1

No copycatting....
it's another version of 50cent's candy shop...take ya to the candy shop
I'll letcha lick a lollipop
here's mine:
Take you to the butcher shop
I letcha lick a pork chop

got anymore? it'll earn you 10 points
PS it's just for fun, no need to get offended. i don't mean it litterally.

2007-02-27 14:01:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-27 14:00:16 · 8 answers · asked by Randy W 1

You have 5 people. Pepe, Jodi, Rocky, Ricky, and Duncan. They each have 5 dogs. Bingo, Cujo, Sherry, Tino, and Boots. They come to a river. They rent a boat, which can only hold 3 living beings or less. The catch is that Bingo is the only dog that can drive the boat. The other catch is that if a dog is in the presence of people, the owner must be present, this includes the boat. How can you get them all across? Please help, this is driving me insane!!! The dogs are listed in the same order as their owners, in case you get confused.

2007-02-27 13:58:38 · 7 answers · asked by mtoutlaw_87 3

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

2007-02-27 13:57:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-27 13:42:55 · 13 answers · asked by Randy W 1

James : Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
Charles : He wanted Mark Antony!

what is this mean???

2007-02-27 13:40:41 · 10 answers · asked by i'm a captain of my own jour 2

2007-02-27 13:31:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

What comes at the end of time and at the beginning of eternity. It comes 4 times a week but only once in a thousand years. what is it?

2007-02-27 13:23:35 · 16 answers · asked by swayavila 1

2007-02-27 13:22:05 · 12 answers · asked by KJ480 3

2007-02-27 13:20:31 · 12 answers · asked by mjanva 1

http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/jingle_bells_reversed.shtml

2007-02-27 13:15:40 · 5 answers · asked by ♥femme fatale♥ 2

1) The CIA keep him in an underground bunker to "study"
2) A fundementalist Islamic group behead him live on the net
3) He gets put in the Celebrity Big Brother House
4) Nobody believes him and he get's put in a secure mental institution
5) David Blaine has a hit put on him so he can't upstage him with any of that walking on water business
6) It turns out that he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy...

2007-02-27 13:05:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

If you crossed a flea with a rabbit would you get a bugs bunny?

2007-02-27 12:46:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

The other day I was in a shop - in quite a hurry and not in the best of moods, already - when this bratt started having a full on tantrum in the queue for the till. For a while, the parent could not be identified, but eventually, a harrassed looking bint trudged back into the queue with another ankle biter in tow.

The effect of this was that the second child began screeching, as though in competition with the first - who had now collapsed in a heap on the floor and was waving it's legs in the air, kicking an embarrassed looking chap in the shins. This went on for several minutes, the piercing screeches of the bratts ruining what was left of my day.

I joked with the cashier that they should sell condoms as this was an excellent advertisement for them. Which got me thinking:
- Toddlers having tantrums next to condoms
- Cancer victim puking their lungs up next to the nicotine patches
- Knife toting maniac next to the stab vests...

Well, it would make you think, wouldn't it?

2007-02-27 12:39:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous