The other day I was in a shop - in quite a hurry and not in the best of moods, already - when this bratt started having a full on tantrum in the queue for the till. For a while, the parent could not be identified, but eventually, a harrassed looking bint trudged back into the queue with another ankle biter in tow.
The effect of this was that the second child began screeching, as though in competition with the first - who had now collapsed in a heap on the floor and was waving it's legs in the air, kicking an embarrassed looking chap in the shins. This went on for several minutes, the piercing screeches of the bratts ruining what was left of my day.
I joked with the cashier that they should sell condoms as this was an excellent advertisement for them. Which got me thinking:
- Toddlers having tantrums next to condoms
- Cancer victim puking their lungs up next to the nicotine patches
- Knife toting maniac next to the stab vests...
Well, it would make you think, wouldn't it?
2007-02-27
12:39:16
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