2007-02-27 13:22:05 · 12 answers · asked by KJ480 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I fell on my butt in front of my school's vice principal. I just cleared my throat, brushed myself of, and walked away. A minute later I realized that I was wearing my skirt dangerously low!!
2007-02-27 13:44:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was arguing with one of my teachers for 30 minutes out of a 45 minute class about who should become president. Obama or Hilary? I think Hilary's voice is so annoying, like the sound of the combination of nails on a chalkboard, and broken glass being driven into my ear like a syphlitic penis into a 12 year old altar boy's rectum. Saying that, I got fussed at while she tried not to laugh.......
2007-02-27 22:02:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I was SO tired this morning.
I fell 3 times walking up the stairs at school.
It sucked and my bf was behind me laughing and making fun of me the whole day!!
2007-02-27 21:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A droped my soda on the floor then when I oppened it, it was ALL OVER my face!!! My friend started laughing like crazy.
2007-02-27 22:31:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I mentioned to some1 how old my sewing machine is. Then I came home and cut out a pattern for a shirt...and when I went to sew it the BLOODY machine wouldn't work. Typical huh? I had to laugh cos otherwise I'd cry about the irony of it all.
2007-02-27 21:27:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I put down random answers for Spanish homework and got it all right!
2007-02-27 21:32:32 · answer #6 · answered by Ace 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well it was raining today, and as me and my friends were walking, we slipped into a big mud puddle, we decided to stay and have a mud fight
2007-02-27 21:27:16 · answer #7 · answered by Glamour Chic 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
reading some of the questions here on yahoo.
2007-02-27 21:24:39 · answer #8 · answered by KT 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i walked into a door and i hit my funny bone
u know for a bone thats funny
its not that funny =[
o then i started bleeding :[[[[[[
2007-02-27 21:34:09 · answer #9 · answered by heyy sherry 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
my butt exploded after drinking a protein shake.
2007-02-27 21:25:56 · answer #10 · answered by pas 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋