1) The CIA keep him in an underground bunker to "study"
2) A fundementalist Islamic group behead him live on the net
3) He gets put in the Celebrity Big Brother House
4) Nobody believes him and he get's put in a secure mental institution
5) David Blaine has a hit put on him so he can't upstage him with any of that walking on water business
6) It turns out that he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy...
2007-02-27 13:05:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good to see the Christians out in force, proving once more that they are as literate as they are forgiving...
2007-02-27 21:15:22 · update #1
4 & 6!!
he will get put into the nut house, with the nurse telling his equally nutty followers "he is not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy"
In my humble opinion-that would be brilliant and probably the highlight of my entire life!
2007-03-05 01:41:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
6
2007-02-28 03:59:11 · answer #2 · answered by Emilee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think any one of those options could be true. They all made me lol. But the Monty Python one is probably best. Maybe we should all check in our dictionaries or Bibbles (lol)
Options 3 & 4 seem most likely. Just hope he doesn't make a come-back near December; that would really bu**er things up for getting parked, wouldn't it?
2007-02-27 21:24:30 · answer #3 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Number 4 without doubt.
Don't believe me?Start walking round saying your 2000yrs old, can walk on water and are the son of God and see what happens.
2007-02-27 23:36:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He would sit among the sinners, the poor, the sick,as he is recorded as doing long ago.He may well be a naughty boy, but the ones whom have been naughty are in a better position to understand by their own life experience.Those that have suffered will know.The many people that condem the Jews pray to one every Sunday in church.Many Moslems who say they hate Jews shop in Tescos, a Jewish store.We have heaven on earth here and now if only we look around us.The warm sun the flowers, fresh water, each other.We all tend to look in to the next field thinking the grass is greener.Like that old song Happiness is in your own back yard.In my life i have known lots of people o f great diverse back grounds, we all treated each other with respect,the respect to be different.
2007-02-28 04:16:31 · answer #5 · answered by IAN T 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋
4.
Lots of people have claimed to be Jesus in the past - and NOBODY believed them... I doubt the real one will find it any easier. :-/
2007-02-27 22:04:12 · answer #6 · answered by Butterscotch 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
guys this is a joke section its meant to be funny no offence im sure wasnt intended i reakon even jesus would have giggled to that one -
2007-02-28 15:34:30 · answer #7 · answered by ellen b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
4 probably
people who think they belive in him dont really expect him to appear. they'ed be the first to persecute him
2007-03-03 11:42:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
4
if you believed everyone who claimed to be jesus, you'd probably be put in the same mental institution
2007-02-27 21:38:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
4.
there are currently 6.5 million of em in the world today. All Jesus.
Apparently.
2007-02-27 21:10:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋