im trying to get someone to laugh, thx
2007-02-27 12:24:25 · 19 answers · asked by jimmyz755 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't steal, the governement hates competition.
Saves the whales; collect the whole set.
If at first you don't succeed don't try skydiving.
Energizer bunny arrested; charged with battery.
What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?
Borrow money from a pessimest, they don't expect to get it back.
2007-02-27 12:27:57 · answer #1 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
the best pithy one-liners are always contextual so without context it is hard to give you anything. Having a gag and being able to tie it back into the converstion in a clever and unexpected way normally works great.
Humor / humour varies a lot between people, cultures, genders and ages so approach with some caution. what is funny to you might be insulting to them.
good luck. :)
2007-02-27 12:28:19 · answer #2 · answered by darklydrawl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hun er saa smuk som nykaernet smoer
which is Danish for She is as beautiful as fresh churned butter
but this will probably work better
Tell them on the way to where ever you are you saw a one legged hitch hiker on the road. So you stopped and told him to hop in .
2007-02-27 12:29:24 · answer #3 · answered by fuzzyeq 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was looking at the baseball hanging in the air. It was getting bigger and I could not figure out why. Then it hit me...
2007-02-27 13:43:54 · answer #4 · answered by jazzteen13x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah in a goofy face for no reason say sh*tamunka my mom used to say that and we used to think she was sayin sh*t a monkey really fast
in a southern voice you could also say "man i was as p*ssed off as a keebler elf that just got demoted to fudgepacker i tell you what!!!
it works most times
2007-02-27 13:29:09 · answer #5 · answered by Pale Rider 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok so this ones a little off cue but it definately gets attention and if they arent too easily offended a good laugh. necrophilia, the undieing urge to crack open a cold one.
2007-02-27 12:48:13 · answer #6 · answered by luke 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Save the whales club a seal instead...hilarious
Is a fat hog heavy?
2007-02-27 12:31:18 · answer #7 · answered by Steelhead 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Stare at someone for a while......
(30 seconds later...)
Announce REALLY loud,
"I HAVE NEW SOCKS ON!!"
lol i did that to my friend today and she almost pissed her pants.
Or say when someones talking..
"YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOUR TALKING TO ME!!"
2007-02-27 13:47:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try going to trunkmonkey.com and download one of little videos..they are so funny and cute!
2007-02-27 12:28:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man...I just got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory.
2007-02-27 12:55:14 · answer #10 · answered by cass 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋