i need a pick me up got a good joke?

Question

bill clinton came home one day with 2 pigs the secret servent agent said what are those bill said raisorback hogs i got one for hillary and one for janet reno to wich the secrete servent replied good trade sir he he he

Answer 1

Your moma is so ugly, her brand of make up is called "why bother".
Yo moma is so fat, her shadow weighs a 100 pounds.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
You open the door and put the giraffe in! It's not that complicated.

How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
Did you say you open the door and put him in? WRONG!
You take the giraffe out and put the elephant in. Remember? You just put the giraffe in there?

So the Lion King is having a party and all the animals are attending. Which animal is not there?
give up?
The elephant! Remember? You just put him in the fridge.

You have to swim across a river to get to the other side but the river is used by bunch of hungry crocodiles. How do you get to the other side?
You just swim across dummy! Remember? All the animals are at the Lion Kings party!

Answer 2

Talking Dog






>>A guy is driving around Dublin when he sees a sign in
>>front of a
>>house:
>>
>>"Talking Dog For Sale."
>>
>>He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is
>>in the backyard.
>>
>>The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador
>>sitting there.
>>
>>"You talk?" he asks.
>>
>>"Yes," the Lab replies.
>>
>>"So, what's the story?"
>>
>>The Lab looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I
>>could talk when i
>>was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so
>>I told the Garda
>>about my gift, and in no time at all they had me
>>jetting from country to
>>country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
>>leaders, because no one
>>figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of
>>their most valuable
>>spies for eight years running." "But the jetting
>>around really tired me
>>out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I
>>decided to settle
>>down.
>>
>>I signed up for a job at the airport to do some
>>undercover security
>>wandering near suspicious characters and listening
>>in." "I uncovered some
>>incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
>>I got married,
>>had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
>>
>>The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner
>>what he wants for the dog.
>>
>>"Ten euros," the man says.
>>
>>"Ten euros? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you
>>selling him so cheap?"
>>
>>"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that $hite"
>>
>>
>>
>>

Answer 3

3 blonds are on a island and they find a genies lamp so the first blonde wishes that see was a fish so she could swim off the island so the genie turned her into a fish and she swam away the next blonde wished she was a bird so she could fly off the island and the genie turned her into a bird and she was flying away the last blonde wished she was a red head and then she walked across the bridge.

So this man is trapped on a island and he finds a genies lamp and the genie said that everything you wish for your wife will get double so he said a wish i had all the cars in the world Next he wished he had all the money in the world and last he wished that the genie would scare him half to death.


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Answer 4

Q: What do you call a 200 lb female Green Bay Packer fan?
A: Anorexic

Answer 5

OK here are some jokes their was 2 cows and 1 cow said to the other cow have you heard about the mad cow disease the other one says yeah I know I'm glad I'm a penguin get it?the cow already had mad cow disease

Answer 6

2 eggs and a slice of bacon walk into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey! We dont serve breakfast here."







Corny I know, but I love it

Answer 7

Why did the chicken cross the road,



becasue da po-po be chasen

Answer 8

Lol thats so funy

Answer 9

Just say vagina. It's funny.

Answer 10

whats weirder than your avatars face. . . .