What is the funniest/strangest pick-up line you have used, or has been used on you. Did the pick-up line work for you?
2007-02-27 11:45:29 · 12 answers · asked by Cookie Monster 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ever heard of sixty second sex?
Got a minute?
get a T-shirt which says "I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body"
Wanna go halves on a baby? No? Wanna practice first?
This one got me slapped twice, almost slapped several times, and laid a few times. Find a girl close to you at the bar, (I've actually done this at a McDonalds, because someone said I was full of s**t), and start staring, but with a far off look. wait for her to say something, it will probably be something mildly rude. Shake your head, blink your eyes and say, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to stare. I was just kind of wondering, have you've ever had your p***y ate til you passed out?"
Mommy??!
Holy S**t! You're (celebrity of you're choice)!! Oh my God! You look so much hotter in person. (carry on from here)
etc... It's been years since I used any of these, I'm an old married guy now, have fun though.
2007-02-27 13:10:25 · answer #1 · answered by yeraluzer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you from tennessee? reason your the in effortless words 10 i see. are you a library card? reason i'm checkin you out are you fortunate charms? reason your magically delicious are you a magician? reason at the same time as your interior the room you're making actually everyone else disappear. in the journey that your proper leg is easter, and your left leg is thanksgiving, am i able to visit you in between the vacation trips?
2016-12-05 01:05:42 · answer #2 · answered by cutburth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some mental kid went up to me and said
"how r u"
fine, you?
"good cuz im talkin to u"
on Runescape xp
one other pick up line is, "do you have a map? because I keep getting lost in your eyes"
Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends.
2007-02-27 12:12:53 · answer #3 · answered by Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pirate pick up lines:
Arrrrr ye free on Saturday?
Do ye mind if the parrot watches?
You must be a treasure cause I'm diggin yer booty!
2007-02-27 11:49:43 · answer #4 · answered by John P 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some guy walked up to me and said "girl is u tired ?" and i said "no why ?" and he goes "b cuz u been running throught my mind all day" i had half the mind to slap him out of the nearest window but it was in a mall it would have been to many witnesess
2007-02-27 11:55:26 · answer #5 · answered by Mishy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy came up to me and said "I have found my other rib" I thought it was very creative and it made me laugh!
2007-02-27 11:53:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must need my library card cuz im checking you out, no it didnt work
2007-02-27 12:03:08 · answer #7 · answered by redhottreject06 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What makes love like a tiger and winks?
(then you wink)
It sure worked on me when the girl who used it on me said it.
2007-02-27 11:49:23 · answer #8 · answered by Random Precision 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
um, this girl who liked me said cutie, may ur eyes always stay as brown as crap, and your hair as sleek as my razor......and she was like mentally challenged, but it didn't work(obviously)
2007-02-27 11:50:19 · answer #9 · answered by jamesinthepeach 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do u have a band aid
cause i scraped my knee fallin for u
and it went badly not suprisingly...lol
2007-02-27 11:49:39 · answer #10 · answered by moonoword38 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋