Jokes & Riddles - January 2007

1. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
2. What can only be used after it is broken?
3. Why is a boy with larengitis like a pony?
4. Why are baseball games like making pancakes?
5. What is the difference between a penny and an old nickle?
6. What is the only nail a hammer hits everytime?
7. Why is a roomful of married people like an empty room?
8. If two is company, and three is a crowd, what is four and five?
9. Which flowers are the laziest?

2007-01-22 16:58:06 · 13 answers · asked by Amelie 3

What's a question you can ask all day and get a different answer?

2007-01-22 16:48:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

The blonde came in from the kitchen with a look of bewilderment on her face "I don't know what's happened," she told her boyfriend. "I was rinsing some ice cubes a few minutes ago and now I can't find them."

2007-01-22 16:41:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I once had grilled alligator in a resteraunt. I asked a cook, how do you grill an alligator? If no one has it, the answer will be up in an hour.

2007-01-22 16:32:42 · 7 answers · asked by Kevin H 7

so they can p iss and moan

2007-01-22 16:31:51 · 13 answers · asked by ........ 3

2007-01-22 16:27:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

cause her english teacher told her to go out and do an essay

2007-01-22 16:27:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Do I make you laugh? Im here to ****in amuse you what do you mean funny? Funny like Im a clown? How the f*** am I funny WHAT THE F*** IS SO FUNNY ABOUT ME TELL ME

2007-01-22 16:18:51 · 22 answers · asked by BKelly237 3

1) Everything they say.
2) Everything they do.

2007-01-22 16:10:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Let's see if your answers match up with mine. I'll tell you in a few minutes.

2007-01-22 16:05:15 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4

When you eat cereal, what goes first the milk or the cereal.You already have the bowl. (just in case you thought it was a trick question)

2007-01-22 16:02:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

M,_,W,T_,S,S

2007-01-22 15:47:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

A: A crying shame.


lololol

2007-01-22 15:43:34 · 11 answers · asked by isiscatalyst 1

2007-01-22 15:26:59 · 5 answers · asked by wscrapy 1

2007-01-22 15:26:15 · 14 answers · asked by john h 7

2007-01-22 15:18:14 · 30 answers · asked by CrazyGypsy 2

2007-01-22 15:13:00 · 19 answers · asked by wscrapy 1

Richard is a strange liar. He LIES ALL 6 DAYS OF THE WEEK. but on the SEVENTH DAY he always tells the truth. He made the following statements on the three successive days:

DAY 1:"I LIE ON MONDAY AND TUESDAY."
DAY 2:"TODAY . IT'S THURSDAY, SATURDAY OR SUNDAY."
DAY 3:"I LIE ON WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY."

The question :On which day does Richard tell the truth?

2007-01-22 14:59:33 · 49 answers · asked by Sony 2

my girlfriend screams oh my god everytime we have sex today in the parking lot she said oh my god in the parking lot, then that evening we had sex for about 2 hours she screamed oh my god at the top of her lungs. two days later we had dinner at her parents house her father said he needed to speak with her privately about something upstairs. It was weird because from her father's bedroom I could hear her screaming oh my god and the whole room was shaking.

2007-01-22 14:57:15 · 2 answers · asked by iamweirdarewethereyet 1

you have one match. your in a cabin in the woods and are very cold. there is one candle and one lantern and a fire place full of wood? what do you light first?

2007-01-22 14:53:49 · 10 answers · asked by Evan B 1

I'm a Romantic = I'm poor

I need you" = My hand is tired

I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised

I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation

You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me

I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it

It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head

he's kinda cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue

I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me

I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good

Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood

How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small

I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you

o you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out

Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later

How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on his/her way to tell you about it now

I have something to tell you = Get tested

I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again

I've been thinking a lot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk

I think we should just be friends = You're ugly

I've learned a lot from you = Next

2007-01-22 14:48:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

What do u get when u cross a beaner and a blonde?
Someone mowing their driveway.
What do u call a preganet mexican?
Bean Bag.
Why couldnt Jesus come from mexico?
There is no virgin or 3 wise men.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
How many mexicans does it take to grease an axle?
Only 1 if you hit him right.
Why does mexico suck at the olympics?
cuz anyone that can run jump or swim is in the united states.
Why are black people good at b-ball?
they can run jump and steal.
what do u call a barn full of black people ?
antique farm equipment.
what do u say when ur TV is floating in the middle of the night?
drop it n.igga
what did god say when he made the first black man?
Damn I burnt one.
how many cops does it take to arrest a beaner?
5. one to cuff him the rest to hold the oranges
did you hear bout the van that blew up?
20 mexicans died.
what do Michal jackson and mcdonalds have in common?
they both stick 30 year old meat between 12 year old buns.

2007-01-22 14:40:38 · 11 answers · asked by Evan B 1

2007-01-22 14:40:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Opposites attract.

2007-01-22 14:29:38 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

its a language assignment please help

2007-01-22 14:25:30 · 3 answers · asked by cookie_20042005 1

2007-01-22 14:23:12 · 8 answers · asked by Crystal ♥'s Raymond 3

They are all more evolved than the bigots and racist on this forum.

2007-01-22 14:14:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

here are some sentences that i have modified, see if you can correct them!
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on the wall in my study you will find a map of europe but it don't have colors to show political divisions.





i sold one fourth of my merchandise to ms j coster that lives at 1039 mercer rd in fairview utah where my Parents live





last night tomas done his social studies homework but he forgets to take it to pinewood middle school





ms gruber speaked good of the repairs the girls theirselves done on this here garage





the librarian hasn't said nothing about choosing among the too rooms for the video tape collection teresa





on the bulletin board in our history classroom ms jacobi our teacher hangs a copy last week of the bill of rights

2007-01-22 14:09:51 · 3 answers · asked by moneyman$$ 2

2007-01-22 14:04:49 · 34 answers · asked by reaperlj 1

2007-01-22 13:56:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous