What do u get when u cross a beaner and a blonde?
Someone mowing their driveway.
What do u call a preganet mexican?
Bean Bag.
Why couldnt Jesus come from mexico?
There is no virgin or 3 wise men.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
How many mexicans does it take to grease an axle?
Only 1 if you hit him right.
Why does mexico suck at the olympics?
cuz anyone that can run jump or swim is in the united states.
Why are black people good at b-ball?
they can run jump and steal.
what do u call a barn full of black people ?
antique farm equipment.
what do u say when ur TV is floating in the middle of the night?
drop it n.igga
what did god say when he made the first black man?
Damn I burnt one.
how many cops does it take to arrest a beaner?
5. one to cuff him the rest to hold the oranges
did you hear bout the van that blew up?
20 mexicans died.
what do Michal jackson and mcdonalds have in common?
they both stick 30 year old meat between 12 year old buns.
2007-01-22 14:40:38 · 11 answers · asked by Evan B 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's not nice.
2007-01-22 14:48:04 · answer #1 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Learn how to either speak or type the Kings English before you try to portray a option or joke. Makes you look like a moron for not even using the spell check button.
2016-05-23 23:37:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aboriginal jokes:
what do you call a bunch of aboriginals in a church?
holy ****
what do you call an aboriginal in ur letter box?
black mail
this is the worst;
why did the aboriginal flush its kid down the toilet?
it thought it was a ........ work it out
did u kno aboriginals were counted as a plant in australian under the flora and fauna act until 1965 when a referendum was held to change the law the largest ever majority voted for their inclusion as people.
2007-01-22 14:50:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha.. Those are funny... I don't get why cops need to hold oranges though, that's retarded....
How do you circumsize white guys? Kick their sister in the chin!!
What does a 13 year old white girl from Tennesee say after sex? " Git offa me, daddy, you're cruching my cigarettes!
A white guy came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Al, somebody just stole your pickup truck." Al said, "Did you see who it was?" The guy replied, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number!"
2007-01-23 10:16:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A white guy, black guy , and mexican are in a cop car........Who's driving?
The cop!
2007-01-22 14:50:00 · answer #5 · answered by wscrapy 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
dude i can laugh a little about those jokes but the last one is just plain sick.... u tried but i would give you a sad face.
2007-01-22 14:54:15 · answer #6 · answered by Aspettami28 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
your jokes are very funny.
2007-01-22 16:24:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I see the racist part, but where are the jokes.
2007-01-22 15:17:16 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 5⤋
Are NEVER appropriate...
2007-01-22 15:06:30 · answer #9 · answered by chiefof nothing 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I don't find this funny at all buddy!!!
2007-01-22 14:51:05 · answer #10 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋